Captured it that time... Thank goodness for the reliability of opera (was using firefox before).
Your original speed: 1,583,407
Speed after pants: 2,533,452
You are in a fight with Shawn .
Shawn certainly does look quick!
Your armor combined brings you to 11,789,494 defense.
You wield your Davy Jones' Tomahawk Musket with a strength of 12,482,078 (+169%)
Shawn hit -557,589,276 damage on you using their Davy Jones' Tomahawk Musket.
Shawn hit you with their Double Curved Dagger for -384,736,600 damage.
Using your Davy Jones' Tomahawk Musket, you hit Shawn for 175 damage
You hit them with your Double Curved Dagger for 120 damage.
Shawn hit -2,018,357,082 damage on you using their Davy Jones' Tomahawk Musket.
Shawn hit you with their Double Curved Dagger for -1,392,666,387 damage.
Blah Blah Blah for another hundred lines or so...
You gain 532,000 EXP and stole $1,517 from Shawn .
how do you hit for negative damage?