MSI XPower Motherboard / Metro 2033 Giveaway.

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marcoi

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So when He-man lost his job due to crumbling economic times and a really bad live action movie, he had to revert back to being skinny Adam. No longer able to use the power of Greyskulll to beef up and entertain the world over, Adam started a lone It company called MSI, which stood for My Shinny Inventions. With his new company Adam only had to come up with something that would re-invent the world, some thing so big, so powerful it need its one battle call. Thus the Xpower was born, and with it the battle call of "I got Xpower biach." Thus Adam, though no longer able to transform into He-Man he has the xpower to kick some a$$ at the next lan party.

The end.
 

Dalemite

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Despite his *ahem* outfit, He-Man doesn't need the XPower as much as G.I. Joe. As an adult, it is clear that the Joes were just an animated Village People shooting laser guns with broken sights.
 

Sheldog23

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Being He-Man is hard work. Sometimes you gotta hang back as Prince Adam and get your frag-on. How bad ass would it be to have a Massive LAN inside the Grayskull caste?
 

Hruodgar

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He could have used the onboard audio to amplify his voice when hollering by the power of Greyskull!
 

cyclone3d

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If he had the XPower, there would have been an episode where they tracked down the time traveller who secretly gifted it to them so he could get the rest of the parts to build a new rig.
 

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I saw the legendary He-Man toilet paper one time, but it was discontinued because he-man won't take shit from nobody.
 

Avenger213

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He-Man, mistakenly thinking a product with the title "X-Power" would enhance his already superhuman power, purchased several of these for use in glorious battle. Unfortunately, gigantic swords have a devastating effect on motherboards. He's now a more careful consumer.

:)
 

d2thez

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Because when your powers combine, the !!XPOWER!! iis more than meets the eye and makes He-Man more than a real American Hero!! Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!!
 

jeverson

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He could hold aloft his mighty sword and say, "By the XPower!" and be transformed into the most power being in the known universe... Chuck Norris :p
 

halo000008

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The XPower would have made episodes 15 minutes instead of 30 so he could have got a real tan instead of the spray on one.
 

Widgeon

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He-man was always seeking power. Though he erroneously kept saying "I have the pppooowwweeerrr" when really he had only some of the power. The XPower had the rest of it...
 

Psyclops

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In for the contest,

He-man obviously would have benefited in numerous ways from the XPower, namely with words that have x's directly in them, such as xylophone.
 

griff30

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With the push of a button and a Big Bang, Prince Adam proclaims "By the powerOC Genie" "I have the Xpower!"as he transforms into the most powerful man in the universe- He-Man! Then his trusty side kick Cringer, transforms into Battle Cat. With 6 PCIE slots for CrossFire or 3-way SLI power, He-Man and the Masters of The Universe use their Millitary Class Components to battle Skeletor, F@H, Evil-Lyn and Trap-Jaw!
On his idle time when not dominating RPGs, FPS and encoding videos, Prince Adam donates his baddassery to Stanford University with the help of Professor Vijay Pande. He-Man, She-Ra and The Masters of the Universe with their MSI XPower Motherboards, unravel the secrets of protein folding and other molecular dynamics to find cures for many of the diseases of man including: Alzheimer's disease, cancer and cystic fibrosis!
;)
 

jandar

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He-Man could use the xpower instead of the power of greyskull to finally get Teela in bed.
 

LoneWolf

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He-Man would have had a much better ally fighting Skeletor with the MSI XPower than he would have with the Bash-A-Saurus. :D

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demingo

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Cause the power of Greyskull would be soo much bettter if it were the XPOWER OF GREYSKULL!!!
 

Agent_N

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...because Skeletor would have wet himself and run away thinking She-Ra and He-Man had combined their powers to make XPower!
 
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Becaue He-Man's hair cut looked too much like

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and the Women He-man with the tiger would only think he's a real man if only he had used an Xpower mobo.
 

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He-man can suck a fat one, because of him Robotech II: The Sentinels got canceled.
 

Insula Gilliganis

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Becaue He-Man's hair cut looked too much like
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I think you are on to something there..

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With a haircut like that, Prince Adam really needs the MSI XPower to get back some of his street cred!! Also, perhaps with such an awesome motherboard, the "Masters of the Universe II" might be made so Courtney Cox can do some more cougaring!!

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PTNL

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With XPower, He-Man could've OC'ed the [H]ell out of the "Power of Greyskull" and ended the series after the first episode.
 

prime2515102

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Because him and Skeletor are getting pretty old so they can't really fight each other anymore so he's going to have to turn to cyber warfare and he'll need a really good motherboard to do it.
 

jzodda

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With the X power maybe He man could have fired man at arms and just get all the important info from the PC
 

formula409

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He-Man would have been better off with the MSI X-Power Motherboard if he was to use it to increase Man At Arms efficiency and power to blast Skeletors face off. Then he could kick back more at the castle with another X-power and play some Metro 2033 or watch a movie with THX surround sound kicking.
 

Dev1ant

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XPower > Power of Grayskull >> Power of Eternia . XPower together with He-Man's sexiness sounds just so much sexier than 'He-Man with the Power of Grayskull' which sounds like some necrophiliac power. Skeletor would be envious.
 
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