srangara

Tell your wife to search for hot chicks. Chicks like looking at hot chicks.

You get some weird messages man. IN other news te babe tread died again

Mroing!

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ARE YOU BACK YET? WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK?

Can you bring me back a long sword and some chain mail? I feel like going larp'ing.

Dear Sir,

In honor of Sunday I have decided to change my cats middle name to Shyam. I feel that this would be in the best interest of both my family and yours.

Huggles,
Tacos

I'm glad you have decided to ally yourself with me in my ascendancy, as I do not have kids and thus can most definitely ensure I post more frequently than you. It would be detrimental to the well-being of your children to try to stop my conquest.

I for one welcome our new ascended goat overlords.

As of this moment all I can offer is three castrated goats and a pair of waffles.

The waffles may or may not contain all the secrets of the universe.

Our friendship will mark the beginning of an era bringing prosperity to all of Genmay. The seas will split, the Gods will cheer.

A/S/L