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Is it April Fool's Day already? This has to be the worst video game idea I have ever seen. Warning, this video WILL make you dumber just by watching it:
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THIS is the reason this fails on so many levels....
I want to take a massive dump in the upper tank of their toilet, only to be discovered weeks later.
*Women not included.
THIS is the reason this fails on so many levels....
How is this the worst game ever? Are you a puritan?
I don't think so.
But this game is a fail in the vein of 12 year old boys buying this only to be hugely disappointed when the girls do not drop by. This thing is just to childish for adults.
2. the core demographic is not adults. it's 10-16 year olds.
That idea is an epic fail.... imagine all of the parents who would rail on about how bad video games are and then use this as an example. Remember all the fury over the mod of the microsoft video controller thing? A real product would get so much more negative publicity.
Can I have those two minutes back?
Did you watch the ENDINGS where they had stripping, girl/girl, orgy action? Watch the various endings by clicking on the 9 "parental codes"
Any video game that promotes sexual promiscuity is A-OK in my books... Americans need to stop being a bunch of puritanical idiots.
People who think that adults wouldn't enjoy this haven't been married long enough (or are such losers that they're just happy to be getting anything from their S.O. at all, no matter how infrequently).
Yes, I am a puritan parent that is positively perplexed by this piece of poop!
(-1 for defending the game, +1 for using puritan in a sentence = 0)
I did do that. This is EXACTLY the sort of thing middle schooler will go for.
Not being sold in US is not surprising at all.