Android Users Have Sex On First Date

What about cross pollination? Do iPhone users mingle with Android users? Do either have to wear a patch sewn into their coat to identify who is who?
 
It is a rare and beautiful thing when Android and iPhone users can put their differences aside to come together in ugly ugly nerd love.
 
Saw this yesterday. Had a good chuckle for the rest of the day. But my more serious side questions the true nature of this survey.
 
That means I'm not going to trust any local Android gals, because I live in the chlamydia capital of Sweden.

Where all the Symbian60 women at :cool:
 
BigJayDogg3 said:
Right. Which is why you can buy an iPhone 4 for cheaper than you can an equivalent Android phone...
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The iphone 4 isn't equivalent to any phone, so I am not sure where this comparison is coming from.

HTC and motorola would have to do a throw back, grabbing last decades tech to make something as low end as an iphone. And make it twice as blocky.
 
Dekoth-E- said:
And with that, PersonJ's argument falls apart...

That said back OT.

Studies can be skewed to say anything. I could run a study that proves that blackberry users get laid more. It is all in selecting your demographic properly.
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Yep, and with that, he never returns to the thread again to defend his "honor", either... off to go trash other threads I guess?

Without raw data and others to cross-reference + a healthy dose of common sense, these kinds of "statistics" are for entertainment purposes only.
 
Wait until you show them you have Ice Cream Sandwich..

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LeninGHOLA said:
What about cross pollination? Do iPhone users mingle with Android users? Do either have to wear a patch sewn into their coat to identify who is who?
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Yes. Apple users wear this indian symbol to do with good luck. The employees wear an extra marking. Something about "super service" I think...
 
So this shows that Blackberry users are too busy working, and iPhone users are too busy playing with thier phones. Sounds about right to me. ;)
 
"In other news, people with BlackBerries are more likely to be honest about their sex lives!"
 
Guys, you're thinking small here. Clearly, Canada has above 50/50 odds of getting laid on the first date. What're we still doing here? To the north!
 
Spidey329 said:
Guys, you're thinking small here. Clearly, Canada has above 50/50 odds of getting laid on the first date. What're we still doing here? To the north!
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Have you been out lately? In the US it is almost hard to NOT get laid on the first date. Hell a date isn't even usually required.

Take these statistics for what they are worth. Almost nothing.
 
This is a regional issue. In NY yeah it's literally difficult not to get sex. In more rural / conservative areas of the US, it can get verrrry prudish.
 
Common... a 5% difference between Android and iPhone... that's pretty much inconclusive considering the sample. I'm not surprised that Blackberry was 10% less than the other two though... it probably has an older demographic than the other two phones.
 
Back in the day I'd have have sex on the first date and I only had a basic flip phone.
 
Spidey329 said:
Guys, you're thinking small here. Clearly, Canada has above 50/50 odds of getting laid on the first date. What're we still doing here? To the north!
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No.. NO... the survey was all a lie... stay down south... we don't need you guys coming up here and stealing all our sexy time.. not enough single women as it is! :p
 
If possible, I would have sex before the first date. I use Windows Phone though.
 
Hmmmm...if this thread offends you, then:

1. You don't understand statistics, validity, and accuracy. A skewed surevy audience and too small sample size completely invalidates this "study."

2. You are one of the ones "not getting any." It might help to push yourself away from the keyboard once in awhile...at least far enough for someone to fit under the desk.

Funny...all this talk about first-date sex reminds me of something my best friend and I talked about a few years ago.

He confided in me, "I have a five-date rule. If nothing happens in the first five dates, I don't pursue it. What's your rule?"

I replied, "You have a RULE???"

Looking a bit puzzled, he asked me, "Well, when does it usually happen for you?"

I shrugged, "First or second date without fail."

Him: "So what's your trick?"

Me: "I show up."
 
It is really pretty simple, if you are both attracted to each other and you spend about 5-10 hours together, it will happen almost 99% of the time, without any superhuman effort. That could mean 3 2-hour dates or one 5-hour date, but if it happens much faster than that (ie meet girl in bar, take her back to your place after 2 hours and instantly screw like rabbits) the girl will usually feel like a whore and the potential for a decent relationship to develop is very low. It depends if you and/or her were looking for a relationship or not, if you are, put your hours in first so she doesn't feel used.
 
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