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Typical pro-Apple bullshit from Ars Technica.

Has anyone noticed the Intel Download Center update from a few months ago? They seem to have reorganized things so now there's no obvious way of just getting access to the drivers needed for specific chipsets. In fact, they've removed the whole Chipset category. Now if you want something like...

If he's really sorry, he'll do something to make amends. Until he does that, he can go fuck himself.

More likely constant breakages.

Oh, great. Facebook will be turned into a blank white page with a big blue button in the center that says "Like".

Apple don't want you opening their box of magic fairy dust for any reason, and "Choice" is an invention of the devil. If for whatever reason you want to use OS X, you'd get much better performance and options by building a Hackintosh. In this scenario you could chose from a wide variety of...

Dude, just use Google and open your eyes. What, are you actually Walt Mossberg or something?

Well I'm sure as hell not going to defend Walt's like a gullible sheep.

Slightly off topic, but these Walt Mossberg parodies are hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdn0AmdXsGg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W-ygu6_aDc

If you need to ask for proof, it's obvious you have no idea who he is. The guy is famous for his EXTREME pro-Apple bias.

Walt Mossberg. The biggest shill in the history of the universe.

Which is why I said I was surprised.

Because they're the only ones the Wall Street Journal could find who were unethical enough to pimp Apple's hipster trash with half-truths and outright lies while consistently bashing the competition? The WSJ is just a part of Apple's marketing department. I'm more surprised that they had...

Wow. I heard Microsoft was going above and beyond to make red ring of death sufferers happy, but DAMN!!!

These will be all the rage in King's Landing. Winter is coming.

Apple will sue Lamborghini for copying their patent "Method of attracting the biggest douchebags on the planet, AKA Shiny®".

Because this is HardOCP, a site that's supposed to be HARD, but seems to post more Apple news than anyone else.

Shit. I need more time to move over all of my Smug.

As if Jobs ever needed an excuse to lose his mind.

Do you balls get sore after all the typing you do with them?

I had to service a computer from a veterinary clinic once. The inside was a solid block of some dust-like material that could almost be pulled out in one peice, and mice had been living in there and building tunnels in it. In various places there were little stashes of dog biscuits that the...

I'll wait for the DVD so I can just skip to the end and watch him die.

There was also an iPad version, but Apple banned it because they don't support third party intoxication. Apple users are only permitted to be intoxicated by their devotion to Apple.

Looks like an Apple fanboy couldn't disguise his personal bias and delusion as a joke very well.

One word why an open source NVIDIA driver is suddenly very important - Wayland. NVIDIA have said they have no interest in supporting Wayland with a binary driver.

When I read "Jobs at Intel Mobile App Launched", I imagined Steve Job's skeleton announcing a new App from Intel.

If Kaspersky really cared about security, they would give anyone who buys a Mac a free condom. It may not protect their Mac, but it might prevent the idiots from procreating. One second thought, you can't get pregnant from butt sex.

"The best kept secret in shooters just can't be contained". They're wrong. Everyone knows it will suck, so it's hardly a secret.

I hope they get the book thrown at them. Buh dum tss!!!

I don't read Ars anymore. Their Apple bias is obvious and strong. That they would go out of their way to write an article like this, and focus on Windows Phone when their complaints have much better targets, unfortunately doesn't surprise me.

Oh, yeah. Blow away the OEM's restore partition in the process. Reclaim the space, and forever be rid of the possibility that that garbage will ever be reapplied.

So who's idea of a "restored and pristine" installation of Windows will I discover when I run this feature on your average notebook? Microsoft's, or the OEM's? The number one reason for reinstalling Windows (at least as far as I'm concerned) is to completely nuke the OEM's Windows...

Make one with a tentacle and we'll talk.

Our detailed forensic investigation has determined that this was a M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!

"I want three more nets here, here and here. And a jumping castle under the dormitary filled with n-hexane!"

The police officer's name is Stark? I bet he has a costume of his own.

The guy is either Centauri, or this is a terminal case of bed hair.

What's the source of all the flame? Is the air just igniting due to the ridiculous amount of friction with the shell while confined in the barrel, or does the electrical discharge and intense magnetic field do something?

I fly a Velator!!! Wheeeeeee!!!

I guess Apple are running out of clueless sheep to buy their products. Marketing to blind people seems like a logical progression.