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Subaru? The official escape vehicle of the zombie apocalypse? I don't think so.
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Why does no one get on a boat and go fishing when the zombies come?
I'd like to see how well that Subaru would hold up against a horde of 100+ zombies beating against it.
I'd say the "official escape vehicle" should be more like an Abrams tank.
I'll take my Grand Marquis.
Post push-bar add-on of course.
This is an excellent point, however, the Abrams tank is a very poor choice IMO.I'd like to see how well that Subaru would hold up against a horde of 100+ zombies beating against it.
I'd say the "official escape vehicle" should be more like an Abrams tank.
Depends on the type of zombie, in some where its just a virus that causes hyperrage and hunger, the zombies can still swim. Frantically, but they swim.or a boat?
a ) zombies cant swim
b ) fish for food
Thanks for playing
the primary gun is far too large and limited in ammunition for zombie hordes
Depends on the type of zombie, in some where its just a virus that causes hyperrage and hunger, the zombies can still swim. Frantically, but they swim.
More importantly, you'll die of thirst long before you die of starvation, and its not as easy to fish as you'd think and a pure raw fish diet will make you very sick (otherwise sail ships in the past wouldn't have bothered to store months and months of food for the voyage), and its hard to weather the storm in a sail boat and you'd still have to stop for fuel regularly if its a gas boat.
Land offers more or less unlimited resources since you can survive off of the decay of society and the land indefinitely.
or a boat?
a ) zombies cant swim
b ) fish for food
Thanks for playing
Top Gear needs to review the above.
Top Gear needs to review the above.
why?
they already reviewed this at the beginning of the current season
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLTFoUkNpuE
Makes sense.
Not even zombies want to be in a Subaru.
Boat to island off the cost of Maine with good deer population.
Those bricks weren't mortared together
This.
I'll tell ya right now, if there's a zombie apocalypse, you sure a shit won't survive in a Subaru....give me a break.
You'll live half as long in your truck because you'll get half a far when you run out of gas.