Rofl-Mic-Lofl

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

I am writing a song to proclaim our bro-lationship to all of genmay.

please don't stab me. i cry easily

You could get a degree in IT. I would laugh at you though.

Hi. What are you doing?

I heard a statistic once (I don't remember the percentage.) that most college graduates don't find jobs in their particular field. Case in point, I have a master's degree in physics and I am looking for a job as a software engineer. It doesn't necessarily matter what type of technical degree you get, just as long as it gives you skills that are applicable enough for you to obtain a job upon graduation. It's all about credentials.

Sorry broseph, I don't have facebook.

From the wonderful craftsmanship of your posts I think KB should give you a ph.d. in postology.

I am okay. Tired and overworked but no complaints.

How are you?

YEAH! I NOW HAS FRIENDS!

Are you stalking me? i just noticed you recently viewed my profile. you need to explain yourself.

Dammit! I already put maple syrup on them... And now the goats just ate them.

This sounds like something I heard in a Master of Orion game.

Perhaps I would agree to your request if you also provide knowledge of Dotomite Crystals (Warp 7).

i'm driving across the country sometime next year. I'm going to stop in every Chipolte i come across in hopes of finding you.

You shut your whore mouth when you talk in my genmay.

I can't blame him.

Khan loves you.

New news guy eh? Congrats!

When did you get your title?

In response to your message: No.

HI I'M STALKING YOU ON THE INTERNET.

Yeah, I thought you were for real.

Cigarettes contain arsenic, formaldehyde, lead, hydrogen cyanide, nitrogen oxide, carbon monoxide, ammonia and 43 known carcinogens.

I TOOK A POOP AND NAMED IT MCROFLS

you are my hero, the wind beneath my wings

hold me like you used to

LOL

Yeah I don't have a good comeback for that one.

Bah, burritos are for homosexuals and pedophiles. Your not either one of those are you!?!?

Wait.......

I love tacos!!!!!!!

Hey, You suck <3

I watch you sleep.

txt msg: damn that episode was crazy

DAMn

DEXTER IS LIKE... WOAH

You go girl!

no irc love?

I want to be on IRC. P.S. STOP STALKING ME.

SHIIITT!!!

HEY FUCK U

<3

swinalicious, baby

FUCK