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Will O.J. Simpson kill PPU sales?

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What's up w/ all of the "will ______ kill PPU sales?"

It'd make you almost think that there were some anti-PPUers (from certain companies) just going around trying to degrade this new interesting product.

I wasn't going to get one yet, but the CellFactor demo is out! :p
 
Should start a top ten for this :D

1. Will Packs of rabid dogs kill the PPU?
2. Will Global Warming kill the PPU?
3. Will Radio kill the PPU star?
4. Will Mortein kill louis the PPU?
5. Domestos. Millions of PPUs will die.
6. Look what it does to a PPU! Get Cillit Bang.
7. Can the PPU only be killed by silver bullets?
8. I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
9. Will bird flu kill the PPU?
10. Will the knights who say "ni" kill the PPU?

OOps - spot the aliens quote?
 
Spoudazo said:
What's up w/ all of the "will ______ kill PPU sales?"

It'd make you almost think that there were some anti-PPUers (from certain companies) just going around trying to degrade this new interesting product.

I wasn't going to get one yet, but the CellFactor demo is out! :p
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How can you kill a product that isn't even out yet? :rolleyes:
 
Well, I definitely think that O.J. has a large influence on the success of PPU sales.
 
I agree, and furthermore, I fear that the Weapons of Mass Destruction may soon be targetted by OJ onto Ageia's headquarters. ALERT TEH PRESIDENTZORS!!!!!!111oneoneshiftoneone!!!11!!!

(PURELY joking content, please if you take it seriously go get a Kool-Aid).
 
MrNasty said:
Should start a top ten for this :D

1. Will Packs of rabid dogs kill the PPU?
2. Will Global Warming kill the PPU?
3. Will Radio kill the PPU star?
4. Will Mortein kill louis the PPU?
5. Domestos. Millions of PPUs will die.
6. Look what it does to a PPU! Get Cillit Bang.
7. Can the PPU only be killed by silver bullets?
8. I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
9. Will bird flu kill the PPU?
10. Will the knights who say "ni" kill the PPU?

OOps - spot the aliens quote?
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I'll go!

1. Will the aliens from War of the Worlds invade once again to cause a panic-riot against Ageia!?
2. Will a mind-controlled Super-Duper-Man use his laser eye rays to destroy the PPU plant!?
3. Will my adorable, fictional pet doggie get bitten by a rabid squirrel and then infect the entire Ageia team in their homes to hold up PPU production!?
4. Will the ESRB doom Ageia with claims it makes games beyond the AO rating in realism, killing PPU sales!?
5. Will Dark Phoenix come back (yet again) to blow up the Sun and kill PPU sales? (hey, with comics, who knows!!)
6. Will the President declare Ageia's technology demonspawn and kill PPU sales?
7. Will the Civil War erupting in the Marvel Comics universe turn out to be caused by... AGEIA!?!?!??!! thus killing PPU sales?
8. Will a wildfire spread near all manufacturers of PPU's and kill their sales with a plant explosion!?
9. Will Microsoft's DRM initiatives kill PPU sales by declaring them unsafe content due to an ESRB mandate similar to that as the one that hit Oblivion recently!?
10. Finally... will leet haxors destroy the PPU technology from all computers in existence, thus killing PPU sales!?
 
GoldenTiger said:
3. Will my adorable, fictional pet doggie get bitten by a rabid squirrel and then infect the entire Ageia team in their homes to hold up PPU production!?
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You mean to tell me hes NOT going to!? zOMG YOU HAD ME SO TEH WORRIED!!!111!!!11!eleven!!!!

*mops sweat off forehead*

ValeX
 
every time chuck norris sneezes a ppu is sold. unfortuanately chuck has never sneezed in his entire life.
 
DemonDiablo said:
every time chuck norris sneezes a ppu is sold. unfortuanately chuck has never sneezed in his entire life.
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Not true.

When Chuck Norris sneezes, people don't say "bless you," they fall over dead.
 
MrNasty said:
8. I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
OOps - spot the aliens quote?
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HAHAHAHAHA i love that line!
 
reddhaus said:
LOL

I'm getting a kick out of all these anti-PPU people.
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Actually, I'm seriously pro-PPU :). I'm just having some fun :D !
 
From the Quake 1 readme regarding the zombies. And which is strangely appropriate:

"Thou canst not kill that which doth not live. But you can blow it into chunky kibbles".
 
Sly said:
How can you kill a product that isn't even out yet? :rolleyes:
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By stopping development on it. It happens all the time.
 
Dillusion said:
manbearpig will kill PPU sales. im totally cereal.
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I am pretty sure Al Gore is serial and not cereal.
I saw the phrase used today on Fark.

"(Some Dude) Amusing Al Gore is super serial about the enviroment, makes a documentary showing how serial he is (174)"
 
MrNasty said:
8. I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

OOps - spot the aliens quote?
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"Game over man Game over!"
 
Can the PPU kill the Grimace?

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

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