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Valve 3 ?

No, they'll strap a Mag-Lite to the crowbar. Imagine the lighting effects slowing your PC to a crawl as you're madly swinging at a horde of advancing headcrabs in the dark...
 
I LOL'd at the OP also. Then for a second I thought that English wasn't their first language. Then I realized that if English was your 27th language you would still speak it better than the OP.
 
ever noticed how when i began this thread it turned into something completely different and totally OFF the subject :rolleyes:
 
fightingfi said:
ever noticed how when i began this thread it turned into something completely different and totally OFF the subject :rolleyes:
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Subject? What you typed didn't have a subject. It looks like a bunch of random letters thrown together with spaces.
 
fightingfi said:
ever noticed how when i began this thread it turned into something completely different and totally OFF the subject :rolleyes:
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I've looked at what you posted three times and I still have no clue WTF you are talking about. An orange on a elevator?
 
has anyone actually looked at the latest pc gamer magazine, page 98 to see what hes talking about?
 
I'm a bookbinder. I need sheets of paper to survive. BUY PAPER EDITION!
 
Zuul said:
I'm a bookbinder. I need sheets of paper to survive. BUY PAPER EDITION!
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Who reads stuff anyway? The hell with tutorials, Just jump in and gun it. Press keys, click here and there on screen and hope for the best :D I admit, I had to do the tutorial in Civilization 5. Pressing keys and click anywhere did not work in my favor :(
 
caddys83 said:
Who reads stuff anyway? The hell with tutorials, Just jump in and gun it. Press keys, click here and there on screen and hope for the best :D I admit, I had to do the tutorial in Civilization 5. Pressing keys and click anywhere did not work in my favor :(
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haha true....and what ever happened to those booklets that came with a c-tape...damn there used to be a full map of the game, and a major spoiler on these folders....damn I have a few hundred games original.....for Sinclair and Commodore :D
 
Nostrovia said:
If this is in the magazine he has.. how about posting a picture to prove it? lol. I'd love for Half Life 3 to be worked on and to be released. But as most of us have said or bet, it's probably scribbled on a napkin under a pile of empty dunkin' donuts boxes on Gabe's desk :(
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After his rape and murder of the english language -- would you think he's capable of scanning a picture and uploading it, then properly referencing it with the html tags here?

I like to picture the original poster going into a job interview -- filling out paperwork (poorly I might add) and then bombing the face to face part due the mix of l337, gangster, and retard speak.
 
Ok, so I actually looked at the magazine. Now, it's important to remember that the last page of PCGamer is usually humorous articles, art, editorials, and/or just random made up stuff.

That being said, it's supposed to look like the buttons on an elevator - presumably Valve headquarters. There is a label for each floor. For floor 13, the label says "Half-Life 3 Development", but it has been crossed out and a sticky note placed over it that says 'FPS Developer Terrarium'.

Hopefully that makes a little more sense. Frankly, it appears to be an attempt at humor by PCGamer that falls just a tad bit short of funny... :rolleyes: Clearly not something to get "excited" over by any means.
 
coffee87 said:
Ok, so I actually looked at the magazine. Now, it's important to remember that the last page of PCGamer is usually humorous articles, art, editorials, and/or just random made up stuff.

That being said, it's supposed to look like the buttons on an elevator - presumably Valve headquarters. There is a label for each floor. For floor 13, the label says "Half-Life 3 Development", but it has been crossed out and a sticky note placed over it that says 'FPS Developer Terrarium'.

Hopefully that makes a little more sense. Frankly, it appears to be an attempt at humor by PCGamer that falls just a tad bit short of funny... :rolleyes: Clearly not something to get "excited" over by any means.
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That's all? Really? HAHA!

PC Gamer mag is just taking the piss out of HL3 development (or lack thereof). Not sure how anyone could take that as a sign HL3 is on its way?
 
I and a few close friends have since earned design and programming degrees and forgone any social lives and actual paying jobs; we are within the final stretch of QA testing for (our) Half-Life 3. Now I say "QA testing" with a smirk on my face because we will not let the public see it let alone play it; this is only for us. I also say that with a heavy heart as I know so many of you are frothing at the mouth for some Half- Life but ,again, it is only for me and my friend's enjoyment, so I am sorry. Our Half-Life 3 is better than anything that Valve could conjure, at least for now, being that it actually exists.

Peace.
 
fightingfi said:
wtf i got muh new pc game rmag today and teh very last page ( 98) haz valve picture with an elevator button and button # 13 is in *ORANGE* and in Yellow writing crossed out it says Half Life 3 Developme with a Yellow sticky that says " fps Develpoer Terrarium"

:eek:
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If you are not a dyslectic nine year old, this is simply inexcusable.
 
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coffee87 said:
Ok, so I actually looked at the magazine. Now, it's important to remember that the last page of PCGamer is usually humorous articles, art, editorials, and/or just random made up stuff.

That being said, it's supposed to look like the buttons on an elevator - presumably Valve headquarters. There is a label for each floor. For floor 13, the label says "Half-Life 3 Development", but it has been crossed out and a sticky note placed over it that says 'FPS Developer Terrarium'.

Hopefully that makes a little more sense. Frankly, it appears to be an attempt at humor by PCGamer that falls just a tad bit short of funny... :rolleyes: Clearly not something to get "excited" over by any means.
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I don't think OP was referring to that page 98 PC Gamer thing. He was referring to this article linked on the first page:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/06/19/valve-jira-half-life-3-left-4-dead-3/
 
TwistedAegis said:
I never knew you could actually take a class in l33t h@x0r, did you get college credit?
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Ohhh I see what you did there, you're capitalizing on the fact that he said "taught" instead of "thought", acting as if you actually think he means he used to teach l33t h@x0r in an attempt to create a humorous post. Of course now I have deconstructed that joke effectively making it unfunny because analyzing any joke too much after telling it ruins it.
 
Magix said:
Ohhh I see what you did there, you're capitalizing on the fact that he said "taught" instead of "thought", acting as if you actually think he means he used to teach l33t h@x0r in an attempt to create a humorous post. Of course now I have deconstructed that joke effectively making it unfunny because analyzing any joke too much after telling it ruins it.
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what a dick move.

^_^

Anyway, this thread was some fantastic entertainment.

Thanks everyone! Especially:

Boshingtang said:
ORANGE
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Blue_Scholar said:
I and a few close friends have since earned design and programming degrees and forgone any social lives and actual paying jobs; we are within the final stretch of QA testing for (our) Half-Life 3. Now I say "QA testing" with a smirk on my face because we will not let the public see it let alone play it; this is only for us. I also say that with a heavy heart as I know so many of you are frothing at the mouth for some Half- Life but ,again, it is only for me and my friend's enjoyment, so I am sorry. Our Half-Life 3 is better than anything that Valve could conjure, at least for now, being that it actually exists.

Peace.
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Easy to claim it will be better than anything Valve could conjure since you'll never be letting anybody see or play this "HL3" you and your buddies are allegedly developing.

Speaking of which, I'm the world's finest pianist history has ever known. But I never play in front of anyone. Not even my mother.
 
scroll to page 98 i beleive its teh orange elevator as one guy said he didnt understand wtf i was on about ;)
 
sumthings wrong I only see 2 pages and typing 'orange' in the search finds nothing do I need to pay u for a subscription first? :rolleyes:
 
I am going to agree with one poster from Kotaku: "HL2 was nothing that special". It was good, but I could care less if there is a sequel or not. I have played many games that were/are far better than HL2. Hell I played 4 this year alone.

Don't hate me.
 
naticus said:
I am going to agree with one poster from Kotaku: "HL2 was nothing that special". It was good, but I could care less if there is a sequel or not. I have played many games that were/are far better than HL2. Hell I played 4 this year alone.

Don't hate me.
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Of course we don't hate you. We pity you for being someone blind and/or immune to the amazingness that was HL2. :(
 
naticus said:
I am going to agree with one poster from Kotaku: "HL2 was nothing that special". It was good, but I could care less if there is a sequel or not. I have played many games that were/are far better than HL2. Hell I played 4 this year alone.

Don't hate me.
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HL2 wasn't anything special.
HL2+HL2:EP1+HL2:EP2 was exceptional. We want the end of the story(HL3).

It's like Shenmue 3. It the last game in the trilogy.
It was never made.
 
TwistedAegis said:
Of course we don't hate you. We pity you for being someone blind and/or immune to the amazingness that was HL2. :(
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He's right. What excites me about a HL3 release is a new source engine for even better games to use. Otherwise, meh.
 
LeviathanZERO said:
HL2 wasn't anything special.
HL2+HL2:EP1+HL2:EP2 was exceptional. We want the end of the story(HL3).
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I guess I assume that HL2 = HL2+HL2:EP1+HL2:EP2. Still was pretty damn good. I mean, just think back to when you first walked through that train station and out into the city.
 
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