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no surprise.
most americans are not smarter than a 5th grader.
That said, let's turn shit around and ask the europeans about US history. yeah...
That you can't read cursive? I'm in my early-mid 20's, and can read cursive, even bad cursive wth some dificulty just fine
Who is Fergie, and why should I know that person? I'd be happier if more people knew John Carmack then Fergie. Hell, I'd be happier if more people knew who steve jobs was. They buy Apple products, but don't know who's god of Apple.
no surprise.
most americans are not smarter than a 5th grader.
That said, let's turn shit around and ask the europeans about US history. yeah...
In before Canada's in Europe?
1. The people starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980.
2. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and did not know he had ever been shot.
3. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.
4. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression.
5. There has only been one Pope. They can only remember one other president.
6. They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart, and do not remember the Cold War.
7. They have never feared a nuclear war. "The Day After" is a pill to themnot a movie.
8. They are too young to remember the Space Shuttle Challenger blowing up.
9. Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
10. They never had a polio shot, and likely, do not know what it is.
11. Bottle caps have not always been screw off, but have always been plastic. They have no idea what a pull top can looks like.
12. Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums.
13. The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
14. They have never owned a record player.
15. They have likely never played Pac Man, and have never heard of "Pong."
16. Star Wars looks very fake to them, and the special effects are pathetic.
17. There have always been red M&Ms, and blue ones are not new. What do you mean there used to be beige ones?
18. They may never have heard of an 8-track, and chances are they've never heard or seen one.
19. The compact disc was introduced when they were one year old.
20. As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.
21. They have always had an answering machine.
22. Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black & white TV.
23. They have always had cable.
24. There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what Beta is.
25. They cannot fathom what it was like not having a remote control.
26. They were born the year Walkmen were introduced by Sony.
27. Roller-skating has always meant in-line for them.
28. "The Tonight Show" has always been with Jay Leno.
29. They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool.
30. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
31. They have never seen Larry Bird play, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a football player.
32. They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
33. The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI and WWII or even the Civil War.
34. They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran.
35. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
36. They don't know who Mork was, or where he was from.
37. They never heard the terms "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "De plane, de plane!"
38. They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
39. The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was.
40. Michael Jackson has always been white.
41. Kansas, Boston, Chicago, America, and Alabama are all placesnot music groups.
42. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
43. There has always been MTV, and it has always included non-musical shows.
Why is any of this important?
Does not knowing which Michaelangelo the questionnaire was asking about make you any less productive or effective than someone who does (unless you are an art/history teacher)?
Does knowing that Tyson used to beat people up legally, or even that he exists, change or effect anything at all?
IBM used to make typewriters? that's nice, if I'm ever writing a book on the history of IBM, or typewriters, I'll be sure to mention that.
"x% of people didn't know how long it takes the earth to orbit the sun" OH NOES! IT MIGHT SLOW DOWN!!!
Most of this bullshit is just smug, elitist, self-congratulatory onanism.
How good are they at maths?
Can they make stuff?
How many languages do they speak?
This shit is important, not knowing who all the Fergies are (everyone knows the only important fergie is Alex Ferguson)
p.s. if you have to look up "onanism" ur an moran too lol.
Ask an Italian about American revolution... they know who Benedict Arnold is.
Ask the Swiss about Woodrow Wilson, and the palace of nations wouldn't be faraway.
Nevermind the Canadian, who know by heart about the cathartic burning of the White House.
Cursive is mostly useless. I agree with the hatred; it serves no purpose.
Other than that, I think kids these days are smart, just not very wise. Education has always been what you make of it, some are there for the degree alone, some like to learn.
P.S. THE END IS NEAR, GET OFF MAH LAWN
Agree. The article is a waste of internet space. By the way, "an moran" ? Seriously?
Maybe because I am an engineer I hang out with fellow informed (nerds) people, but being from the hs class of 2006, I simply refuse to believe some of this stuff.
As for the thing about Mike Tyson - who the hell cares.
I'm no dummy. Michelangelo is a turtle!
They may look at themselves as Vanguards of justice, but keep getting surprised when they find out other countries don't trust them. Learning from mistakes only applies to their weapon systems. .
most americans are not smarter than a 5th grader.
Um... Well... Beethoven was a dog and Michelangelo is a virus.
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This hits a lot of the problems our country has with education. We have many of the absolute best universities in the world here in the USA. Yet, for a first world country, we have appallingly poor primary education. Our kids can barely get into our universities.