lostinseganet
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Suck my toes >_>...babyRead that headline too fast and thought it said "self-lactating shoe."
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Suck my toes >_>...babyRead that headline too fast and thought it said "self-lactating shoe."
McFly didn't need an app.
Well that's Russian McFly, American McFly needs shoes to be connected to at least 5 forms of social media.
OMFG, how did i ever make it 48 years tying my own fkn shoes...........
the amount of cash they spent on R&D just to make these makes me sick. what happens if they get wet? do they come with a "100,000 step warranty" ( stepping in dog shit voids ....)wow, just buy some snake oil , what a dumb fkn idea.
The R&D was already spent before, I remembered reading this in Wired a few years ago (link to article). Nike decided they wanted to create the shoes from back to the future in honor of the 2015 date that they travel to in the second movie. The TL,DR; of the article is that they made a version of those shoes and it took another year of development to actually put them on the market as some ridiculously expensive halo product. This is Nike finally trying to make money off of all that crazy R&D. Anyways, I would bet these are much less impressive than the high-end model they made before - not to mention $350 for a pair of sneakers... ouch.
Get off my lawn!
- People are too lazy to go buy their own fast food
- People are too lazy to go buy their own groceries
- People are too lazy to tie their own shoes
Holy crap, I'm starting to sound like a grumpy old man!
Get off my lawn!
Someone should start a thread along the lines of 'Hey you _____(fill in any new thing), get off my ______(fill in what hurts the most)." or(in old man's cranky voice) "Why in my day we didn't need no fancy _________". All of us cranky people could go there to rip new tech, software, features, prices, etc.
Get rid of the phone and make them voice activated,..then you have a winner on your hands. Don't forget to add programmable LED's, cooling fans, flexible OLED screens, wifi support, and 6 channel audio!
A freaking entertainment system for your feet! Just don;t forget to turn off the streaming porn before going into the grocery store!
Everyone is making bank selling user data. They just want in on that.
Every fucking thing these days has to have a phone next to it. Water boiler? It's got the smarts now! Shoes? They're smart, too. Just install the app, silly. All it needs is access to your location history, contact list, camera, and mic.
All the hate for theses shoes are making me feel old. The ONLY reason these exist is because of the movie, and anyone who doesn't realize this is, well, I guess I have to join the club -
You forgot to include "in the snow"