Yeah, so my SoundBlaster Fatal1ty X-Fi card died recently. I've been emailing their crappy overseas support for days now trying to get the card sent in for repairs. Check out how WONDERFUL their customer support is:
FIRST EMAIL TO SOUNDBLASTER
THEIR REPLY
MY REPLY
THEIR REPLY
Seriously....WHAT THE !#@$ is wrong with these people? Do they even take the time to read the previous email conversation before clicking the "generate automated reply" button. haha
MY REPLY
THEIR REPLY
So I waste my time doing this, already knowing exactly what they're going to say when I reply with the info they request...anyway, here's my reply:
THEIR REPLY
...at this point i really think they are &!#$ing with me.
MY REPLY
hahahaha well...we'll see what they have to say after this one. seriously...i'm never buying another SoundBlaster card again.
FIRST EMAIL TO SOUNDBLASTER
Subject: CLI - Technical Support Request - (Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Gamer Fatal1ty Pro Series)
Name: removed
E-mail Address: removed
Self Description: Advanced PC User
Country: United States of America
Support Inquiry: ID(3) My Creative hardware stopped functioning
correctly
Product: Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Gamer Fatal1ty Pro Series
CCPP Certificate Number:
Serial Number: removed
Purchase Date: 6/7/2006
Operating System: Windows XP
Creative Model Number: SB0460
Computer Brand/Model:
Processor/CPU: AMD Athlon 64x2 2.0ghz
Memory: 2GB
System Board/Chipset: ASUS A8N32-SLI Deluxe
Detailed Problem Description:
The card was working fine but it recently stopped working. Now, the
SoundBlaster card makes a buzzing noise when I turn on the computer - not from the speakers, but from the actual PCI card in the case. I removed it from the computer because I was worried that it might mess up my machine. I think it is dead and needs to be repaired/replaced.
THEIR REPLY
Dear Tom,
Thank you for contacting Creative Technical Support Services.
I understand that your X-Fi Xtreme Gamer is making a buzzing noise and you removed it from your computer. May i know is the buzzing sound constant? Or it only appears when playing certain games or when listening to mp3s?
If possible try installing the X-Fi card to another computer and see if it has the same problem. I would suggest that you uninstall all the Creative Drivers and software in your computer and reinstall the card.
Try doing a cleansweep which will uninstall all the Creative drivers and software from your system and a re-installation of the soundcard again with the following guide.
http://us.creative.com/support/kb/article.asp?l=3&sid=1712
(How to un-install Sound Blaster drivers and applications?)
After you have done the clean install, shut down your computer and
relocate your sound card to another pci slot. Please remember to disable the onboard sound of your computer before installing the X-Fi.
Do email back on the status concerning the issue, so that I can assist you further. Thank you.
If you still require assistance, please reply to this email with any
previous correspondence to ensure the quickest and most accurate
service.
Best Regards,
Jeremy
Technical Support
Creative Labs Americas
MY REPLY
Hi,
Thanks for the reply. Here is the problem and what I have tried:
I tried turned on my computer one day and it would not post. It would power up and all the fans would start spinning like normal, but it would not even show the bios loading screen. I noticed a pop and then a buzzing sound coming from inside my case and realized it was the SoundBlaster card. The sound is not coming though the speakers - the buzzing sound is coming from the actual card in my computer. The red light on the SoundBlaster card lights up, but it seems to kind of flicker (it has never done this before) so I'm guessing it's not normal. I took the card out of the computer and the machine posted/started/worked fine. I tried to put the card into a different computer and it had the same problem: it was making a buzzing noise (from the card itself...not though the speakers) and it prevented the computer from posting/starting up. It seems like something is fried on the card. I haven't done anything to the card so I'm not sure why it died. I think it needs to be repaired/replaced?
Thanks,
Tom
THEIR REPLY
Dear Sir/Madam
Thank you for contacting us at Creative Technical Support; it is our pleasure to have this opportunity to assist you.
As regard to the issue in which you raise in your email, please allow me
to direct you to this URL for further information:-
You can simply go to our Creative Website and click on 'Support' and select "Knowledge Base" and keyed in the "SID XXX..." to the search box to get to the desired webpage.
SID 26162 Sound Card Essential Troubleshooting
Hope the above help to address your issue.
If you still require assistance, please reply to this email with any previous correspondence to ensure the quickest and most accurate service.
Best Regards,
Conway
Technical Support
Creative Labs Americas
MY REPLY
I have already done that! The card is damaged/defective and needs to be repaired! How do I go about doing this? Please read the previous email correspondence below. I need this card to be repaired as soon as possible.
Tom
THEIR REPLY
Dear Tom
Thank you for contacting Creative Email Technical Support; we appreciate the opportunity to assist you.
With regards to your issue, may I request you to attach the following file known as the CSI (Creative Information System)
Go to start run ctsi.exe . if it reports no such file available, please run and install http://files.creative.com/Applications/Creative_System_Information/CSI_1_01_05.exe
Once done installing, startup the program. Once the data is collected, save the file as a .TXT file, attach it to your reply and send it to me.
This is a collection of your system data which I would need to look through.
Do email us back concerning the issue so that we can assist you further.
Thank you.
If you still require assistance, please reply to this email with any previous correspondence to ensure the quickest and most accurate service.
Best Regards,
Alex
Technical Support
Creative Labs Americas
So I waste my time doing this, already knowing exactly what they're going to say when I reply with the info they request...anyway, here's my reply:
<CTSI File Attached to E-Mail>
The computer WILL NOT TURN ON WHEN THE SOUNDBLASTER CARD IS PLUGGED INTO THE MOTHERBOARD. I know it is fried. If I remove the SoundBlaster card, the computer turns on and runs fine. I just want to send the card back for repairs. The card even smells like burnt electronics and it does not work. What else do I have to say? I just want to send it in so it can be repaired.
Tom
THEIR REPLY
Dear Tom
Thank you for contacting Creative Email Technical Support; we appreciate the opportunity to assist you.
With regards to your issue, may I clarify with you, did you insert the soundcard properly into the PCI slot? Because from the CTSI files you send us, the soundcard was not detected.
May I suggest you install the soundcard on another computer system and check whether it can be detected by the computer? Attach the CTSI file again to us using another computer system so we can look through the files again.
Do email us back on the status concerning the issue so that we can assist you further. Thank you.
If you still require assistance, please reply to this email with any previous correspondence to ensure the quickest and most accurate service.
Best Regards,
Alex
Technical Support
Creative Labs Americas
...at this point i really think they are &!#$ing with me.
MY REPLY
STOP WASTING MY TIME. Take a minute and read though the previous emails which are included in this message. Of course the CTSI file I sent would not show the sound card as being installed. I HAD TO REMOVE IT IN ORDER TO TURN ON THE COMPUTER! Please read though the previous emails before replying to me with pointless suggestions.
1) YES - I have inserted the sound card properly. I've been building PC's for over 10 years. I know how to instert a PCI card properly.
2) The computer simply WILL NOT BOOT if the sound card is plugged into the motherboard. When I remove the sound card from the motherboard, the computer will start and work fine. Clearly the sound card is the problem. If I plug the card into a different computer - THAT COMPUTER WILL NOT TURN ON ALSO.
3) When the sound card is plugged into the computer it makes a BUZZING SOUND from the ACTUAL CARD. The buzzing is not coming from the speakers - it is coming FROM THE PHYSICAL CARD PLUGGED INTO THE MOTHERBOARD.
4) When the card died, I heard a LOUD POP from inside the computer case. After this loud pop the sound card would no longer work. Obviously something fried on the sound card.
5) I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THE SOUND CARD IS DEAD. JUST REPAIR IT ALREADY!
This is the WORST customer support experience I have EVER HAD. STOP WASTING MY TIME and just give me the information to return my card for repair. The card is dead. IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT ELECTRONICS. It is BROKEN. Do you understand this finally? I'm getting sick of REPEATING MYSELF IN EVERY EMAIL.
Tom
hahahaha well...we'll see what they have to say after this one. seriously...i'm never buying another SoundBlaster card again.