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They appear to have taken lessons from Konami on how to do a press conference.
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Id still put it in her butt.....
Aside from Ballmer's Pedo-Walk, I couldn't figure out if they spent millions trying to sell us on their ideas, or gave us all a preview of gender reassignment surgery acted out by mimes.
Either way this is a snuff film and it needs to be destroyed. Furthermore, Qualcomm needs to send us money for therapy and Ballmer needs to be added to a sex offenders registry. Anyone who closes their distance rapidly between me and an exit while having their tongue hanging out is obviously thinking unclean thoughts and it makes me feel uncomfortable and dirty.
I would feel better and safe if everyone involved in the production of this "event" was ordered by court or God to wear a GPS device so that I may apply the appropriate distance between myself and what is obviously a sexual crime in progress. Thank you.
"Good evening, it's great to be here tonight. This is the first time a mobile electronics company has opened the Consumer Electronics Show."
And the last time....
Come on guys, this has nothing on konami e3 2010
Holy cow, this is quite possibly the weirdest presentation you will see at CES this year. The first few minutes of this video are so bad it will seriously make you want to punch someone in the face.
At some point, there was a large meeting -- [Strike=]or several -- some hours long[/s] two minutes before the show. In that meeting, people who get paid to come up with ideas, came up with this catastrophe and collectively thought it was a good idea.
Humanity is worse off as a result, and all of the people involved - however remotely - in this project should be ashamed of themselves for the rest of their lives.
Come on guys, this has nothing on konami e3 2010