Plumbus X Coming Soon

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  1. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    If you were wondering what your next big purchase might be, I think this quick video will show you some of the biggest advances ever made in Plumbus technology. The wireless feature alone likely makes it a must-have going into 2018. Also worth noting is that Rick and Morty: Virtual Rick-ality is on sale for you HMD owners.

    Check out the video.
     
  2. Jim Kim

    Jim Kim 2[H]4U

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    If anyone would have said that we would have wireless floob in the 21st century i would have said they were nuts.
     
  3. Zarathustra[H]

    Zarathustra[H] Official Forum Curmudgeon

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    I have NO IDEA what that thing is, and googling isn't helping, and there is no way I'm clocking that video :p
     
  4. MavericK

    MavericK Zero Cool

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    Clearly you do not possess the necessary intellect to comprehend such things. ;)
     
  5. DrLobotomy

    DrLobotomy [H]ardness Supreme

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    I guess people will stick anything up their butt.

    Looks painful.

    At least I assume that is what that thingie is for.
     
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  6. Pic looks like something from the show "Monsters Inside of Me."

    Great show.
     
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  7. Outlaw85

    Outlaw85 Gawd

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    I also clicked the video link and immediately closed the window and search on phone.. at work. Mind went straight to the gutter with "WTH?! hahaha, no NSFW posted anywhere?" After looking it up, it's definitely different. Still not something I would watch on a work puter.- what the heck is a plumbus-links to dailydot.
     
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  8. Danny Dawg

    Danny Dawg [H]ard|Gawd

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    Uhh umm . . . what the hell did I just watch. ...I clearly cannot put 2 and 2 together anymore.
     
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  9. Jim Kim

    Jim Kim 2[H]4U

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    Everyone has a plumbus in their home.
     
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  10. grifter_66

    grifter_66 Gawd

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    Based on that video they really should have called it the iPlumbus S.
     
  11. collegeboy69us

    collegeboy69us [H]ardness Supreme

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    It's a Rick and Morty joke.

    That being said -- I really want Plumbus X, I'm willing to pay at least 1,000 Schmeckles
     
  12. ricson

    ricson [H]Lite

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    I would consider purchasing one, but I am tired of getting hosed as an early adopter....For now, I am going to hold out till there is a Plumbus XXX .
     
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  13. KazeoHin

    KazeoHin [H]ardness Supreme

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    It will most likely be made obsolete by the Plumbus Xs.

    My home is doing fine with our 3 year old base model Plumbus. I see this as innovation for innovation's sake. If it ain't broke...
     
  14. TwiceOver

    TwiceOver 2[H]4U

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    That still image is oddly disturbing to me.
     
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  15. mnewxcv

    mnewxcv [H]ardness Supreme

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    fuck that shit. Waiting for the Plumbus V.
     
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  16. RogueTadhg

    RogueTadhg [H]ard|Gawd

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    I have the weirdest hardon right now. And I can't explain why.
     
  17. Twisted Kidney

    Twisted Kidney 2[H]4U

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    We'll take two! That's the sort of thing I have to share with Mrs. Twisted.
     
  18. Nukester

    Nukester [H]ard|Gawd

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    I don't know. Sort of looks like an Alien vagina? Don't say "how would you know". I'm just guessing. :sneaky:
     
  19. RogueTadhg

    RogueTadhg [H]ard|Gawd

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    Would you try it?

    . . . It all feels the same in the dark...?
     
  20. Prisoner849

    Prisoner849 Gawd

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    Got mine yesterday. Haven't seen my dog since.
     
  21. viscountalpha

    viscountalpha 2[H]4U

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    All those schleem salesmen, out of work now because of the plumbus X.
     
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  22. STrAYeR

    STrAYeR Limp Gawd

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    At first I was like: A new fleshlight for christmas?
     
  23. Blown Cap

    Blown Cap Limp Gawd

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    The real question though is, does it have a 3.5mm jack on it?
     
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    thesmokingman [H]ardness Supreme

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    focbde Gawd

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    I've often thought that the Plumbus was definitely something that would appeal to the Hentai crowd. Theory confirmed.
     
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    davethehedgehog Limp Gawd

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    DejaWiz Oracle of Unfortunate Truths

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    I lost my Plumbus years ago. It's around somewhere, since everyone has one and knows what they are for.
     
  28. cocheese256

    cocheese256 Gawd

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    I'm surprised that more people have not boycotted the Plumbus due to the reports of the horrible working conditions at the fleeb factory. I heard that they had to place nets around the roof to keep the workers from committing suicide.
    Of course none of this will matter if the Shlammi unionize.
     
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  29. magoo

    magoo [H]ardForum Junkie

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    I got the original Plumbus.
    Still works fine. Not wireless though.
    It was fatter and heavier, I got it on Amazon's Prime day for 1/2 price.

    Who do you call to fix a plumbus???? A plumber????
     
  30. cocheese256

    cocheese256 Gawd

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    This is the only series that I purchase each season as soon as it comes available on Amazon since I do not have Directv anymore.
     
  31. Mega6

    Mega6 [H]ard|Gawd

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    OCP gets kinky.
     
  32. SomeoneElse

    SomeoneElse [H]ard|Gawd

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    By watching this video I somehow feel violated.....
     
  33. jnemesh

    jnemesh [H]ard|Gawd

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    Sorry, that's just a fake! Don't be fooled! It's extremely labor intensive to create a REAL plumbus!

     
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  34. Nukester

    Nukester [H]ard|Gawd

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    If no weird diseases, why not. Would you say no to some of those aliens in Star Trek? :)
     
  35. CaptNumbNutz

    CaptNumbNutz Bulls[H]it Master

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    I'm not sure I'm sold on the wireless feature yet. That grodus makes a great handle when you need to use the grumble and chumbo. Maintaining a good grip on it is bad enough because they made the damn thing thinner too.

    Don't get me started on the dingle bop. They only made the dingle bop 30% bigger? Come on now. I want to smildge my floops 200% faster, not a pathetic 43%.
     
  36. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    Yeah, but imagine just how much easier the weight savings will be on your forearms.
     
  37. HoffY

    HoffY Gawd

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    I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at meee!
     
  38. Chebsy

    Chebsy Gawd

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    WTF is a Plumbus ??? LOL
     
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