McDonald's bring us the McCrispy gaming chair

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I'm getting pretty hungry rn. This chair doesn't seem that bad tbh?

"Never, in my 30 years on this earth, have I felt the need to keep my McCrispy warm. Imagine all those germs, fermenting your burger for hours on end. Moreover, never have I (nor anyone I know) expressed a wish for a heat-emanating gaming chair. Gaming chairs are already warm enough with us sitting in them, working up a juicy gaming sweat. Normally gaming chairs are advertising the opposite(opens in new tab) feature.

The worst part is that McDonald's is selling the seat on its grease resistant leather treatment "so no need to worry about spills and stains." Ah yeah, just gobble it down, folks. No need for table manners, and you can forget about all that work you put in cleaning your gaming keyboard(opens in new tab).

Welp, time to wave goodbye to the dignity of the human race. And no, we won't be getting one in for testing so don't expect a review."

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https://www.pcgamer.com/mcdonalds-gaming-chair-mccrispy/
 
all of my opinions seem to differ from many members i am noticing
 
I have a Steelcase Gesture for my gaming chair.

Lasted me so far 7 to 10 years+ and most likely a lifetime.

Well worth it.
 
What happens when your company hires a new marketing person...
 
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I haven't been to a McDonalds in 20 years.

What is a McCrispy? A crispy burger???

Grease resistant leather or not, I'm more concerned about the other things the person might be touching while gaming.

I don't eat at my computer. It's gross. I wash my hands after eating before touching any electronics, or pretty much anything else. Not doing so is gross!
 
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OH my I want one....
Wait...
You think they could make an Arch Deluxe version ?
 
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Zarathustra[H] said:
I haven't been to a McDonalds in 20 years.

What is a McCrispy? A crispy burger???

Grease resistant leather or not, I'm more concerned about the other things the person might be touching while gaming.

I don't eat at my computer. It's gross. I wash my hands after eating before touching any electronics, or pretty much anything else. Not doing so is gross!
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It is not a good item afaik. I think it is just the chair's name?
 
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vegeta535 said:
McChicken is already crispy o.0.
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Wouldn't you like a Crispier version ?
My wife has ordered one... she said it was more like a Wendys chicken burger.
Ehhh... its to McChickens as Arch Deluxes are to big macs I'm sure. Mcdonalds trying to justify charging more for a chicken burger. McChickens are for your grandpa, or was that children. I don't remember the Arch deluxe marketing that well. lol
 
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Dan_D said:
That looks like it's from the same plant as the Secret Labs chairs.
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If I remember correctly, there's a bunch of Chinese factories that will produce that char with any color and logo customizations. I think Gamers Nexus or someone similar had a video about it a while back.
 
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Well, its got "gaming" in the name, so its got to be worth $500 at least.
 
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CAD4466HK said:
I think that was already trademarked by MSI.
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Military Grade Vegan Leather.

Personally I like my chairs made of select 100% vegetarian cattle with a stuffing containing no more than 10% ground up child labourer.

A cat-skin pillow can be a nice touch as well.

Preferably one of those cats with a smashed face.

Fuck those cats.
 
This would also pair nicely with the KFC chicken warming PC 👌
 
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I randomly saw this picture the other day, and this news story made it come back and implant itself in my mind...

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This Secret Labs? I like my gaming chair but I never use it does something to my spine and rear. It does really lock you in though with the bolsters and upright design.
 
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