Humans Screw Much Better than Killer Robots

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  1. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    Want to know how to keep that killer dog robot from opening the door to your bedroom and eating your face? Screwing is the answer, and one with a left hand thread most likely. Researchers at MIT are busily figuring out how to put the other 50,000 people out of a job at Foxconn's Innolux factory.


    How to teach a robot to screw - Humans easily outperform machines when it comes to tightening and loosening screw fasteners. The future of manufacturing and recycling may depend on changing that.
     
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  2. katanaD

    katanaD Gawd

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    i am having to think you REALLY enjoyed typing that subject line

    LOL
     
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  3. thesmokingman

    thesmokingman [H]ardness Supreme

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    Dude, filing a case for false advertising!
     
  4. kju1

    kju1 [H]ard|Gawd

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    I am still waiting for the first case of "robot rape."
     
  5. Spartacus

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    "How to teach a robot to screw - Humans easily outperform machines...."

    My wife says her $20 Amazon vibrator (handheld sex robot) easily out performs me.
    And I usually say, "What was that honey, I wasn't listening?".

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  6. kju1

    kju1 [H]ard|Gawd

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    I know she just wont shut up about that damn thing ;).

    Sorry too easy.
     
  7. Spartacus

    Spartacus [H]ard|Gawd

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    I know right?

    Can you get her to move in with you?

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  8. BloodyIron

    BloodyIron 2[H]4U

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    Sounds like a challenge to me.
     
  9. acairman

    acairman [H]ardness Supreme

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    Pic's of you screwing a motherboard.:LOL:
     
  10. Morlock

    Morlock Limp Gawd

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    Prediction: it will involve safe words and voice-recognition errors.
     
  11. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    Original image found for reference.

    prohibe-ben-naceur-sex-bot-before-after.jpg
     
  12. kju1

    kju1 [H]ard|Gawd

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  13. Spartacus

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    That model appears to be nicely..... over clocked.

    ETA: I hope it giggles when you suck it's toes.
    That's a nice feature.

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  14. Morlock

    Morlock Limp Gawd

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    FIFY.
     
  15. Morlock

    Morlock Limp Gawd

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    Revised Prediction: it'll involve buyer's remorse.
     
  16. Kongar

    Kongar Gawd

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    +1 for thread title. Well done! ;)
     
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    mullet [H]ard|Gawd

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  18. SomeoneElse

    SomeoneElse [H]ard|Gawd

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    You mean... Rage hit?
     
  19. GNUse_the_force

    GNUse_the_force Limp Gawd

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    "Bezo's - World Famous"
     
  20. Miikun

    Miikun Limp Gawd

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    Be careful what you say when touring the Boston Dynamics lab. Some of those machines are exceptionally creepy and dexterous.
     
  21. bigdogchris

    bigdogchris Wii was a Novelty

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    I smell the scent of UBI. Elon would be proud.
     
  22. Hakaba

    Hakaba I Think I am Funny, but I'm Not

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    Ahhh.... Going the route of clickbait pictures/headlines are we?
     
  23. Kyle_Bennett

    Kyle_Bennett El Chingón Staff Member

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    And your problems with seeing this forum at all are now solved. No clickbait for you.
     
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