Humans Screw Much Better than Killer Robots

[FrgMstr]

Want to know how to keep that killer dog robot from opening the door to your bedroom and eating your face? Screwing is the answer, and one with a left hand thread most likely. Researchers at MIT are busily figuring out how to put the other 50,000 people out of a job at Foxconn's Innolux factory.


How to teach a robot to screw - Humans easily outperform machines when it comes to tightening and loosening screw fasteners. The future of manufacturing and recycling may depend on changing that.

 

[katanaD]

i am having to think you REALLY enjoyed typing that subject line

LOL

 

[thesmokingman]

Dude, filing a case for false advertising!

 

[Spartacus]

"How to teach a robot to screw - Humans easily outperform machines...."

My wife says her $20 Amazon vibrator (handheld sex robot) easily out performs me.
And I usually say, "What was that honey, I wasn't listening?".

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[kju1]

"How to teach a robot to screw - Humans easily outperform machines...."

My wife says her $20 Amazon vibrator (handheld sex robot) easily out performs me.
And I usually say, "What was that honey, I wasn't listening?".

.

I know she just wont shut up about that damn thing .

Sorry too easy.

 

[Spartacus]

I know she just wont shut up about that damn thing .

Sorry too easy.

I know right?

Can you get her to move in with you?

.

 

[BloodyIron]

Sounds like a challenge to me.

 

[acairman]

Pic's of you screwing a motherboard.

 

[Morlock]

I am still waiting for the first case of "robot rape."

Prediction: it will involve safe words and voice-recognition errors.

 

[FrgMstr]

Original image found for reference.

 

[Morlock]

Would smash.

FIFY.

 

[Morlock]

Revised Prediction: it'll involve buyer's remorse.

 

[Kongar]

+1 for thread title. Well done!

 

[mullet]

Rage quit.

 

[SomeoneElse]

Rage quit.

You mean... Rage hit?

 

[GNUse_the_force]

My wife says her $20 Amazon vibrator (handheld sex robot) easily out performs me.
And I usually say, "What was that honey, I wasn't listening?".
.

"Bezo's - World Famous"

 

[Miikun]

Prediction: it will involve safe words and voice-recognition errors.

Be careful what you say when touring the Boston Dynamics lab. Some of those machines are exceptionally creepy and dexterous.

 

[bigdogchris]

I smell the scent of UBI. Elon would be proud.

 

[Hakaba]

Ahhh.... Going the route of clickbait pictures/headlines are we?

 

[FrgMstr]

Ahhh.... Going the route of clickbait pictures/headlines are we?

And your problems with seeing this forum at all are now solved. No clickbait for you.