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Hug a Moose?

Can't get a reacharound without a handle can you? :rolleyes:

BillR
 
AtomicMoose said:
Man, I hope so
:eek:
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This thread is now officially a train wreck. I don't want to look...but I feel strangely compelled to see what's going to happen next, no matter how wrong it is. :p
 
Given the size and quad-pedal nature of the Moose wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it a reach-under? Just curious. :confused:
 
pageian said:
Given the size and quad-pedal nature of the Moose wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it a reach-under? Just curious. :confused:
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What a totally disgusting visual. Damn, that’s so sick ;)

BillR
 
pagien: no

its still a reach around as you have to reach around him from the back.

Now if you were standing to the side admiring the scenery, then
you can call it a reach under.
 
Well, I REALLY don't want to debate this but what I'm saying is how can you "reach around" a Moose? It's probably too far for an average human (say someone relics size) given the size of the Moose and the fact that it's hind legs are in the way. So wouldn't you have to "reach under" (still from behind of course) instead? If you say it's got to be a reacharound I'll be happy to go with that, I don't think there needs to be any testing or experimenting done. ;) :rolleyes:
 
Eyes.... Bleeding... Mind... imploding....

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

This is the most disturbed thread I've ever seen in DC.

Well done :D :D :D
 
There really should be a warning on this thread, something like "Implied visuals will cause your brain to ooze out of your ears" or not.

T-3
 
wraieghaeien said:
pagien: no

its still a reach around as you have to reach around him from the back.

Now if you were standing to the side admiring the scenery, then
you can call it a reach under.
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On a Moose, wouldn't that be more of a reach through? ;)
 
catmoose.jpg
 
The TV show was about “Moose and Squirrel”. Nothing was ever mentioned about “Moose and Pussy”. :rolleyes:

BillR
 
Well, I'll up the ratio...

<EYES CLOSED>

{{AtomicMoose}}

</EYES CLOSED>

For some reason I want to take a shower now. Dunno if its from hugging a moose or reading all these posts!
 
Chugiak said:
Well, I'll up the ratio...

<EYES CLOSED>

{{AtomicMoose}}

</EYES CLOSED>

For some reason I want to take a shower now. Dunno if its from hugging a moose or reading all these posts!
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both!
:D
 
The visuals here are about enough to warp the average human being. I’m already warped, so I’ll just reach for the “handle” of Jack… :rolleyes:

BillR
 
BillR said:
The visuals here are about enough to warp the average human being. I’m already warped, so I’ll just reach for the “handle” of Jack… :rolleyes:

BillR
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Save some for me, when I wake up out of this thread induced coma I'm going to need something strong. ;)
 
pageian said:
Save some for me, when I wake up out of this thread induced coma I'm going to need something strong. ;)
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I wasn’t thinking coma so much as I was psychotic break with actuality. The Jack was to induce the coma. :D

BillR
 
BillR said:
I wasn’t thinking coma so much as I was psychotic break with actuality. The Jack was to induce the coma. :D

BillR
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So then you're actually Courtney Love?
 
wait wait wait

so...

we have Jodi Foster and Courtney Love, both folding for the [H]orde? and we can't get mad pimpage and funds for electricity and boxen costs?

something's amiss...
 
that sound is just disturbing... i wonder if atomicmoose would be able to reproduce that sound for us? as a kind of authenticity test or something?
 
w...o...w...

I think I'm going to be a little more wary about giving AtMo hugs these days...
 
I didn't know AtomicMoose had been to Paris? Maybe he just wanted to go somewhere that the locals spoke his language. ;) I know when I hear good French speak it reminds me of a Moose honk. :D
 
pageian said:
I didn't know AtomicMoose had been to Paris? Maybe he just wanted to go somewhere that the locals spoke his language. ;) I know when I hear good French speak it reminds me of a Moose honk. :D
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They are amazingly similar....
 
Damn that sounds like a chainsaw running out of gas.
Thats just wrong, but I didn't know the moose went to paris either.
 
Papa-Ming said:
Turn -up the speakers!!!

This is what a Moose sounds like when you hug him! Ugliest thing I ever head :p

http://www.gomoose.com/moosefacts.php#honk
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Dear deities, now I know why there are so many incidents in the fall with trains in Canada and Alaska. The train crews sound the horn for a crossing, and an enraged horny moose runs to challenge the "metal moose" with horrible results. :eek:
 
Strikemaster said:
Dear deities, now I know why there are so many incidents in the fall with trains in Canada and Alaska. The train crews sound the horn for a crossing, and an enraged horny moose runs to challenge the "metal moose" with horrible results. :eek:
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R.I.P. to my horny moose brethren
 
AtomicMoose said:
R.I.P. to my horny moose brethren
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Moose, I'm glad you're not the AtomicWombat or something. Those are just boring. I've learned more about moose then I ever wanted to know. Who'd have thought moose would travel so much and speak so many languages? :)
 
Just remember to hug the Moose before the train wreck part... :rolleyes:
 
This forum has caused me to be scared of moose. I find myself looking over my shoulder, on the lookout for scary animals trying to hug me. :D
 
molson3530 said:
This forum has caused me to be scared of moose. I find myself looking over my shoulder, on the lookout for scary animals trying to hug me. :D
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It's not the hugs you have to worry about so much. It's the reach arounds that are really scary.
 
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