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Hug a Moose?

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AtomicMoose

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Well, I figured that since everyone around here seems to be talking about hugging the Moose lately, I would invite you all in for a little love fest. :eek:

So stop in and say hello, shake a hoof, or get some good old fashioned Mossie lovin'.
 
How about another "spank-a-moose" gauntlet?

You know....something like for every time you double the mooses output for a week, you get to give the hairy moose rump a resounding virtual smack. ;) Or i suppose you could hug him instead. :rolleyes:

Extra smack/hug 3x or more output seems fair.

hehe
 
AtomicMoose said:
Considering my output these days, that wouldn't be hard :eek:
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Yeah, Moosie would be close to dead after about three or four people got done with their "virtual spankings". It wouldn't look very good if the [H]orde beat our pet Moose to death.


No hugs or spankings from me but I'll shake your hoof. :)
 
pageian said:
No hugs or spankings from me but I'll shake your hoof. :)
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Yeah, like pumpin' moose hoof is any less sick. ;)
 
relic said:
Yeah, like pumpin' moose hoof is any less sick. ;)
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lol, you have a point. Maybe I'll just give him a wave from the other side of the street. :p
 
as previously stated, and I guess is the reasoning of this thread...

I still aint huggin no moose. I'll shake though... hehe.
 
AtomicMoose said:
Well, I figured that since everyone around here seems to be talking about hugging the Moose lately, I would invite you all in for a little love fest. :eek:

So stop in and say hello, shake a hoof, or get some good old fashioned Mossie lovin'.
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Oh comon, you can do better than that.

Like address for example. Let me shake more than a stick at/on/in you :eek:
 
As stated in another post, with one arm missing from a Tiger bite and the other in plaster for six week after an op, it a bit [H]ard for me to hug anything.
Evan a {s}oft moose.

But both legs still work so butt kicking is still on.....

Luck......... :D
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Just say no to hugs!

And shaking a hoof? do you know where that hoof's been?

I'll just hang my jacket on one of his antlers and start folding some more..

By the way... nice rack! (BWAHAHA get it - moose antlers - rack BWAHAHA I kill me nyuknyuknyuk)
 
RagingSamster said:
By the way... nice rack! (BWAHAHA get it - moose antlers - rack BWAHAHA I kill me nyuknyuknyuk)
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Until we can get some more female members on the team, we're going to have to sticktly enforce the "don't look, don't touch" rule in regards to the rack. Do you know how tiring it is for Moosie to keep saying, "My eyes are down here!"
 
Mattman said:
Until we can get some more female members on the team, we're going to have to sticktly enforce the "don't look, don't touch" rule in regards to the rack. Do you know how tiring it is for Moosie to keep saying, "My eyes are down here!"
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Oh dear lord! :p
 
RedShred said:
as previously stated, and I guess is the reasoning of this thread...

I still aint huggin no moose. I'll shake though... hehe.
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Seems to me he failed to specify what exactly he wanted to shake :rolleyes:

Another out of hand thread...gotta love it :D

BillR
 
BillR said:
Seems to me he failed to specify what exactly he wanted to shake :rolleyes:

Another out of hand thread...gotta love it :D

BillR
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Given the direction our threads have been taking lately I can only guess that he want's Moose to shake the p[H]at ass! :p


















Okay, when I'm done washing out my eyes I'm going to cut my fingers off so I won't be able to type anything like that again. :D
 
OH God.........the visual..............Spare me!!

BillR
 
Part of the joy of this team is how threads get out of hands.
Without the comraderie I might as well fold for default.
 
Mattman said:
Until we can get some more female members on the team, we're going to have to sticktly enforce the "don't look, don't touch" rule in regards to the rack. Do you know how tiring it is for Moosie to keep saying, "My eyes are down here!"
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It actually does get a bit old...always being thought of as "just a nice rack" and not a Moose...I feel so used sometimes.
 
I agree.

But I'm still cannot hug a Moose.

Luck......... :D
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AtomicMoose said:
Don't worry man, I won't bite you
:D
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Better yet,
Get over here and scratch my back with the rack.
At the monent my arm cannot quite reach where it itches.

Luck.......... :D
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Tigerbiten said:
Better yet,
Get over here and scratch my back with the rack.
At the monent my arm cannot quite reach where it itches.
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There you go again.
You only want Moose for his rack.

Not that I have anything against a nice rack....at least not right now...
But Amy will be home in 2 hours.
 
relic said:
There you go again.
You only want Moose for his rack.

Not that I have anything against a nice rack....at least not right now...
But Amy will be home in 2 hours.
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I can see it now...

future conversation between relic and the misses said:
I can't believe it! You're cheating on me with a MOOSE?!?
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:p
 
/me searches for "out of hand" thread.
...
...
...

Nope...I just can't find one.
They all look like normal DC threads to me.
 
If I must, then I must...

Big hugz for the Moose! :D
(with my eyes closed even, so you KNOW im not using you for your rack...)

 
This thread has taken on angles that even Pythagoras never dreamed of. :rolleyes:

Damn I love this place :D

BillR
 
Angles... Where.........

All I see is a moose on a rack that no one wants to touch.

Luck......... :D
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BillR said:
This thread has taken on angles that even Pythagoras never dreamed of.
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Pythagoras argued that there are three kinds of men, lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain.

Lovers of rack seemed to have been missed.
 
This space is reserved for the pictures of “Rack” we all know by all rights should be posted…but can’t be posted. :rolleyes:








Insert your “dream rack here”






Nuff said, I think ;)
 
Tigerbiten said:
You can find anything on the net........ :p
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Really?


In the first dream, I was having sex on a waterbed with a moose. Not a real moose, but a cartoon moose. You know, like a moose head on a human body? It was a female moose, so it wasn't that bad, but still, it was a moose. (Don't worry, I'm not going make any jokes using the word "rack". But ****, you should have seen the tits on this moose.)
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17 messages from God
 
See,I knew this would happen.........

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Much better don't you think? :rolleyes:

BillR
 
figured I might as well add this to this thread instead of creating another one :)

it seems like we've sparked a little life into this board again. Let's keep it up huh? Who cares if some of it MIGHT be pipe dreams (aka, solar panels or windmills)...if we are thinking about it then we'll find a way to make it work if it can.

/me looks at the Wind Power course offered in my major at the University here... :D

edit: for reference: Wind Power Technology
 
Forum life grows and lulls.....'tis the way of the forum.
 
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