Funniest Game Tag/ Name

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shmitty

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So what's the funniest name of someone or yours that you've seen on the interwebs, could even be a hardforum Name?

Ericshun kinda cracks me up only thing that comes to mind.
 
I usually use umopap!sdn when I play Laser-Tag or on a game where I don`t want to use my usual tag.
 
When I played Star Trek Online's free trial, seeing ships like the U.S.S. Blumpkin made me giggle
 
Recently:

Protein Fart

In the past I've used:

Big Sale All Toobs Must GO!!!
Time? Its Toob O'Clock
Anus Dagger

Then there were times when my friends and I were playing MW2 and chose a theme:
Pulp Fiction Quotes
300 Quotes
Keanu Reaves Movie Titles
Internet meme's
 
I've been using Cat Pee for over 10 years and it still makes me laugh.

People think it's somehow insulting when they call me Cat Piss. Just this week someone I was making fun of in BC2 actually said "I can't take anyone seriously who calls themself Cat Pee." It was one of the dumbest things I've ever witnessed on the internet.

Others that I've found worthy:

Porn Flakes
Dog's Bullocks
Ballsagna
Buttsled
 
not really a tag used , but during a bf2 match when 300 was all the rage, we named our Squad SPARTAAA, and when it was over we ended up with 300 squad points.

just funny how it worked out. reminds me of how much i miss college

SPARTAAA3.jpg
 
Some guy had his name as OffInTheWoods. Every time you beat him, the victory screen would say "You Beat OffInTheWoods!"
 
Back in my rtcw days I used to go by: CockPushup. I loved to tell people I could do 33 of them. Now I'm just bink00 on xbox.
 
A buddy of mine in college used "Panties" as his name. Ahh UT99 how I miss thee.
 
Guild Wars has some great usernames. PVP teams sometimes have their names announced to all players if they win something, and one team was named "We Kite Holding Hands" followed by four asian characters that looked like three people holding hands. Another great team name was "Nagas With Attitude" (A naga is a half-human half-snake monster).

And in the EQ1 days, I knew of a player who we all referred to as Barcode because their name was Illillillliilliilllii.
 
Princess_Frosty of course :)

Some people used to rage back in the day, being killed by a princess, hilarious.
 
In that large thread "Ultra High Resolution PC Screenshot Thread" that was deleted someone posted a screenshot of TF2 with them getting killed by a guy named "StabMcRockGroinAxBeardMcBeardAx", which I thought was pretty funny.

Wikipedia has alot of interesting editor names

World of Warcraft has alot of interesting guild names (that unfortunately get overused and then played out to the point to where they aren't funny anymore), and arena team names.
 
I recently played with a guy named "Waffles of Mass Deliciousness".

My recent experience with food poisoning at burger king inspired a new screen name: "Hamburger of Misfortune"
 
by buddy used to play an orc warlock in wow called Pastry. if you have ever seen an orc warlock, then you know that they are definitely not pastry-like.

my name that i ran with for years in counterstrike 1.6 was "I am an evil poptart [::]"
 
I once saw someone playing with the name "Uninformed Sock" and he'd say "Don't blame me, I'm just an uninformed sock." I dunno why, but it made me lol.
 
I tried to make my xbox gamertag Cman (1st name starts w/ a C and I was in the navy so I thought it went well) but of course it was already taken so I did the suggested thing and one of them was GiantCman so that's what I went with!
 
I try to stick with T4rd or Tard. Like Revmen above, people somehow think they're insulting me when they call me a retard.

The only noteworthy one I've seen that I can think of off the top of my head right now is "Anal Breakfast". lol
 
Heh, has anyone been shot by "a little girl" or "a kindergarten class"? Well then, you have me to thank. ;) :D
 
I used to and still do when the name isn't taken stick to Sobek but unfortunately it is becoming taken more often so I have switched to using mostly "Usuqamadiq." I took it from an SNL skit right after 9/11 where Robert DeNiro was annoucing all the recent terrorist names added to the watchlist. Other ones I remember were Azheet M'Dwurs and M'Ballz Ez-Ari. It seems very appropriate when I used to play Desert Combat and BF2 and now BC2 as the terrorist/middle eastern teams.
 
I humbly submit my own name. I use it in multiple online games and in most of the forums I visit.

It usually works to my advantage. People hate being beat by a numb nuts, let alone the captain of all of them. I also use it as an excuse when I decide to play drunk.
 
I regularly play as Wrath of Khan... sooner or later some victimized player will type KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!! happens with regular intervals :D

And from that I can conclude that not all CS players are young.. anymore
 
CS/CS:S had most of the funny names I've seen, for example:
"[FAT]Man_Boobs" (he would spam comments like "it's all fun and games until someone gets poked in the brown eye!")
"ITAKETHETHEOUTOFPSYCHOTHERAPIST"
"----------Everybody below this line is a noob-------------" (looked funny in the score board)
"gayboy" (he would continually spam CS radio messages like "fire in the hole" and "I'm going in" etc.)
"Agent Smith" (with the super-fast moving agent smith from the matrix dodging bullets cs:s animation spray, was funny when he'd spray it after killing someone)

Probably seen a lot better ones but those stand out in my memory as being just plain silly and funny.
 
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One's I've seen: Penis Pump, Gold Plated Love Glove, Shitty Ass TV, Dinnerplate Nipple, John Ritters Left Sideburn, Ass Chin, Saggy Granny Panties, WillSuckDickForFrags

Ones I've used: Toetag, Death by Spork, NippleRings, SickmyDuck, Wavy the Croc (Craig Ferguson fan), Iketurner.

I totally love the Wrath of Khan one...
 
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In the original HL deathmatch, a guy was called...

Napoleon Blownapart

Still my fave....:p
 
Occasionally, I still play BF2 under the account, Elonzo_theMECbastard.

"Cornburger" and "NOODLE4U" are ones I have seen that have made me lol.
 
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