Facebook and Instagram Are down

[cageymaru]

Facebook and Instagram are reportedly down. This probably means that your personal information will have to wait until both services are back up before it is harvested (sarcasm.) Facebook acknowledged the connection troubles on Twitter since it couldn't announce it on its own social media platform. Maybe this is part of Mark Zuckerberg's plan to shift Facebook to a "privacy-focused" platform?

We're aware that some people are currently having trouble accessing the Facebook family of apps. We're working to resolve the issue as soon as possible.

 

[Darunion]

You know they had a long meeting trying to figure out how to tell people this. And were probably stunned when articles started popping up before they even said anything.

"OMG how do they even know??!?"

 

[iNViSiGOD]

Bahahahahahaha!

 

[Puterguru]

What will people do now at coffee shops, the beach, lunch hour at work, at the gym...

 

[Master_shake_]

a sudden increase in conversation will occur.

but i won't know what my favourite whores are up to now.

 

[Executioner]

The world is coming to an end...

 

[N4CR]

Lol what will the sheeple do now?

 

[odditory]

= sudden spike in teen suicides

 

[greenman]

Work productivity just had a major spike around the world.

 

[Hallucinator]

Grabbed a screenshot of this for novelty.

*smirks*

 

[caddys83]

Where am I suppose to talk about ar15, glocks, and gaming?

 

[MrWrong]

Work productivity just had a major spike around the world.

Reddit is still up so we don't have to worry about actually being productive.

 

[Darunion]

Where am I suppose to talk about ar15, glocks, and gaming?

You are home amongst friends! Don't go back there! I too am a fan of assault glock 15s and mobile gaming!

 

[Krenum]

Good. Stay down forever!

 

[purple_monster]

how about facebook lets you censor your own feed, with a giant slider to adjust your level of censorship. on the far right end is ethnic genocide/red totalitarianism, and on the far left civilization-toppling hedonism. with everything on the political spectrum in between. i think its a great idea.

 

[Twisted Kidney]

I thought I felt a great serenity in the force.

 

[Bigdady92]

Nothing of Value was lost.


Please take down twitter next.

 

[M76]

Good news: If you only learned about this here, then there is hope for you yet.

 

[The Mad Atheist]

Yep, my fault, sorry.... FB decided to block me again because their master, Islam got insulted again.
FB needs to train the people who run the Community Standards better on sentence structure and not assuming what pictures may suggest....
Seriously, this is getting old FB, in what way does this indicate Muslims f'ing goats!?

Hate to see what happens if I post Geico's camel hump day commercial .
2nd post they got me on was calling a certain 'prophet', a child rapist which was 100% correct. Who knew, facts hurt?......
3rd was quoting a past banned post that someone decided to dig deep on. For some reason, FB and the CS have no clue what context is, including quotes!

OK ok, not my fault, hopefully just a hacker hitting FB.

 

[HockeyJon]

Is their surveillance infrastructure at least still intact?

 

[clockdogg]

Yay! Net Neutrality is back!

 

[Danny Dawg]

They forgot to feed the mice more cheese to keep the wheels turning.

 

[Nausicaa]

Yesss!! Bet it was a simple JS problem!

 

[mullet]

HAHHAHA, I love this site!!!! You guys never let me down!!!

 

[maxius]

i can see the officeworkers jumping out of windows because of this

 

[Ryun]

I sign on once a week or so just to catch up on messenger. Today was that day. Womp womp.

 

[Rob94hawk]

No loss. Social media is aids.

 

[HAL_404]

What will people do now at coffee shops, the beach, lunch hour at work, at the gym...

panic

The world is coming to an end...

and sooner than most folks realize

 

[Ranulfo]

You are home amongst friends! Don't go back there! I too am a fan of assault glock 15s and mobile gaming!

Ugh. I mean, one can respect your fine choice in the assault glock 15s (I'm a AK-15 man myself) but mobile gaming? Utter insanity. Even a filthy console peasant has better taste.