piscian18
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I've been let down too many times by the fable series.
I was let down the minute it was released and it was the exact opposite of what they sold it as.
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I've been let down too many times by the fable series.
Because they didn't think before they wrote, that's why. Freddie Fish, by Ron Gilbert's Humongous Entertainment, would be appropriate software for a company that makes toys for babies and very young children.
That IS NOT the Fable market. You haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
It wasn't a crybaby post, Plague. I just think that you went too far. Fisher Price makes baby toys, and the Fable series can easily be played by adults who are in the mood for something different. Derangel just wrote that he liked the first title for what it was. Is Derangel a baby? I don't think he is - and if he were to review Fable 3 I have my doubts that he would approach the title as something that might be sold by Fisher Price. That's just so wrong, and so condescending.
A much better example of software that might have been distributed by Fisher Price would be this:
http://www.educational-software-directory.net/children/games
I wrote two months ago, when the release date was announced, that inevitably somebody at this forum was going to make fun of people for posting about Fable 3. How funny that you turned out to be the one.
Because they didn't think before they wrote, that's why. Freddie Fish, by Ron Gilbert's Humongous Entertainment, would be appropriate software for a company that makes toys for babies and very young children.
That IS NOT the Fable market. You haven't got a clue what you're talking about.
LOL!
Alright then, the day I buy Fable 3 I'll try to remember to visit Toys R Us and buy myself some toys that are aimed at 3-year-old children, because that's precisely the market that Fisher Price toys are aimed at.
How amazingly condescending.
I don't need somebody telling me that I buy titles that are aimed at 3-year-old kids. That is a complete troll post. There's no way that Fable 3 is aimed at the same market that Fisher Price toys are aimed at - no way.
A completely stupid and ignorant post that's designed for one purpose and one purpose only: to try and demean those gamers who have open minds about gaming, and are at least willing to try something different. This is exactly the same bullshit I saw when The Sims was initially released. Manly men would make jokes about the series, because of course it was made for girls.
Yeah, whatever.
The gameplay itself has been altered.
The person in charge even said they went beyond merely adjusting difficulty sliders. It sounds promising. I need to play it myself, of course, but I'm hoping for an experience similar to the first title.
Great, your objections have been noted.
Are you going to buy Fable 3? No you are not. I'll happily start my own Fable 3 thread when I buy it, and I don't expect to see you posting in it.
Great, your objections have been noted.
Are you going to buy Fable 3? No you are not. I'll happily start my own Fable 3 thread when I buy it, and I don't expect to see you posting in it.
Wow, how shocking to see the dynamic duo, Plague_Injected and Fail, disrupting yet another thread that happened to be created by me.
Are either of you two going to buy Fable 3?
No, you're not. So why are you posting here? This is just SO typical. Every damned thread I create, you two guys do this.
I'm tired of you two guys disrupting my threads about games which you haven't played and have no intentions of ever playing.
Say what you will about me, but I don't continuously post in threads about titles I don't care about.
Blah... what a waste of time. I should have known you two were going to do this.
Huh? You bought a game in a series which you clearly despise? Really? Okay, that's just plain weird. And, by the way, in case you hadn't noticed, THIS thread is about the PC version.
In particular, the topic of this thread is supposed to be about the alterations that have been made to Fable 3 to address some of the gameplay issues from the console version.
People apparently complained that the console version was too easy. What don't you understand about: "... we're changing the gameplay to make it challenging."
Seems pretty clear to me.
No I didn't buy it - I played my stepbrother's copy when I was interstate visiting family. He absolutely loves Fables 2 and 3, and was quite insistent I play them with him.
Care to guess how old he is?
Okay, so you didn't buy Fable 3, and in so many words you've indicated that you despise the entire series - you also believe that these games were made for kids.
So why are you posting in this thread? What is it you want us to know? - that those of us who buy this title are on the same level as 3-year-olds who get their toys from Fisher Price?
Well, gee, thanks Plague. That's really swell of you. Thanks for contributing to my thread like the mature adult that you clearly are.
How many weeks until Fable 3's release? Six weeks? Great. I'm going to go away now and suck my thumb. Where's my cabbage patch doll? I want my deck of Pokemon playing cards. Where's my auntie? She needs to come and spoon feed me my baby food. Oh damn, I just shat myself... somebody change my diapers for me. Where's that Fisher Price catalogue, because I want order some toys online.
...liking the game is one thing but trying to peddle it as a mature adult-orientated game suited for the PC is quite another.
You're getting stuck on the "Fisher-Price" bit when it's merely a metaphor - you're ignoring the actual intended meaning which is that it is dumbed-down kiddy gaming. And considering I am a youth worker and have done just a little bit of study on childhood development psychology, I actually do know what I'm talking about...
Really I don't care/mind if people here like Fable, but what I do mind is people inflating it into some brilliant RPG when nearly every other major RPG release in recent memory is superior.
Well, I made one post about Fable 3 and having said my bit, was quite happy to leave it at that. You then asked for my opinion of Torchlight, which I responded to. Then you started attacking, oops I mean "debating" my original post, and its overall levels of imbecile logic clearly begged for rebuttal.
Stop quoting and referencing me and I'll likely stop replying. It's not rocket science...unless you really are enjoying the attention.
Steam/D2D and GFWL are not mutually exclusive by any means.
But it's easier to buy titles from Steam - that was my point,
Games For Windows Live Marketplace is easily the worst digital distribution site on the net for purchasing games from. I bought one of the Fallout DLCs from them and it was a nightmare.
Lionhead seems to have lurked on a few forums and picked up some nice PC gamer-related jargon about what the differences are between a good PC game and a console port, and so their PR work is more subtle and plain than the developer's previous delusional claims.
Revolutionary. You can click on objects with the mouse....mouse support that will let you click on objects in the environment
Why do I get the feeling that you didn't even play all three of them?
But how cool of you to dismiss the Fable series like that. You're missing the point of the series entirely. It's MEANT to be an 'RPG-lite'. At no point was Lionhead ever attempting to create an RPG similar to The Witcher 2 - that's just not what Fable is about.
This RPG is meant to be whimsical. It's a change of pace. The production values are massive, and the PC screenshots look fantastic. The guy in charge of the PC version seems pretty determined to have tweaked the gameplay to appeal more to PC gamers - it still won't be Oblivion, but then it was never meant to be Oblivion.
I found the original Fable on the PC (not on the console) to be an utterly charming experience - I'm super glad that this is going to be on the PC (I would have bet money that it wasn't going to happen), and am really glad to hear that the gameplay has been adjusted. If this title provides a similar experience to the first title on the PC then it will be a fine title to have in my library.
Your analogy, by the way, sucks. Fisher Price makes toys for children. The implication in your statement is that this game is just for kids. It's not. All I'm getting out of your post is that you don't understand what this series is about. A kid's game, and something that actually might be expected from Fisher Price, would be more along the lines of a Humongous title, such as Freddi Fish or Pajama Sam.
The Fable series is targeted much more towards adults - although indeed the aim might be to make them feel like kids again, which is much easier said than done. Even if Fisher Price did have a software division, they'd never develop a game like Fable, for the obvious reason that the target market is a much older audience. Pajama Sam - yes. Fable - no.
Thanks for posting. We'll all take note of how cool and grown up you are.
He wasn't saying literally that it was made like a Fisher Price product. That would never happen.
I'll be watching and trying to remain optimistic. Fable was more "mature" if you consider that you can have sex and buy contraceptives, but as far as RPG mechanics it was extremely light. He wasn't saying literally that it was made like a Fisher Price product. That would never happen. What I think he meant was that it was drastically simplified compared to say Drakensang or Temple of Elemental Evil.
I'm tired of you two guys disrupting my threads about games which you haven't played and have no intentions of ever playing.
Say what you will about me, but I don't continuously post in threads about titles I don't care about.
Blah... what a waste of time. I should have known you two were going to do this.
Associating a game with a company that makes toys for babies is demeaning to people who might want to buy this title - sorry, but it is.
And I'm not defending Fable 3. I'm just posting a link to an article in which the developer is saying that they've reworked the game for the PC and that it's not a direct console port.
What I should learn from this is that when a person makes it perfectly clear they have zero interest in a title, and yet take the time to post antagonistically about it, I should just assume that they're trolling, and not respond to them.
What you should learn from this is just because you made a fucking thread about a game dont mean people cant have differing opinions and that disagreeing with you does not = troll.
This notion that if you dont intend to play it keep your opinion to yourself is extremely fucking arrogant.
If you find it demeaning then its your problem. Its his opinion and hes just as entitled to it as you are entitled to yours.
You mean the same promise developers make every other week to PC gamers? Gee why are we soo cynical when a dev says "I swear it will be a good port guys".
What you should learn from this is just because you made a fucking thread about a game dont mean people cant have differing opinions and that disagreeing with you does not = troll.
This notion that if you dont intend to play it keep your opinion to yourself is extremely fucking arrogant.
I've since learnt to filter Wabe's opinions because he'll take games that are average or occasionally subpar and make them sound like they're the most awesome thing ever and anyone who disagrees is a pirate/troll/ignorant. But for someone who doesn't know him, its an easy mistake to make and end up wasting you money.
Nonsense.
There's a big difference between an opinion, and a comment that's meant to antagonize. Associating a game with a company that makes baby toys is antagonistic. Saying that a company is lying about having produced a title that's not a direct port is clearly antagonistic.
Plague has no idea whatsoever that Fable 3 hasn't been tweaked, as the developer clearly stated - his post is the stuff of conspiracy theories, and yes it's antagonistic.
No offense guy but if you blindly believe a dev claiming the PC version of a 360 game will not just be another shitty port (especially when the game is published by MICROSOFT) after all these years of PC gaming theres simply no help for you.
Simmer down Wabe. It's ok if it's called a Fisher Price game. It wouldn't stop me from buying it if I hear it actually has fun gameplay. Don't take yourself so seriously. My wife will make fun of my hobbies sometimes. I tease her too. Humor goes a long way in a marriage. Point is, take it easy.