I have 60 children to feed and can not afford to buy a parts for a computer. I am typing this on a stone tablet. Don't ask how I got it connected to the internet.
So, this drunk come stumbling out of a bar late one night, and sees a nun walking down the street. So he runs over, cold cocks her in the nose, and then starts kicking her when she hits the ground. After the third kick he yells at her, "Not so tough now, are you Batman?"
Dear Dad
Letter home from school...
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on...