A woman asks her husband fix the kitchen sink.
His response: "What do I look like, a plumber?"
She later asks him to fix a light fixture.
He responds: "What do I look like, an electrician?"
Again, she asks him to fix a wobbly chair.
To which he says: "What do I look like, a carpenter?"
And he goes off to work....
When he returns the sink, light and chair are all fixed!
He asks her "honey, who fixed everything?"
She replies: "Oh, Joe next door fixed everything. I told him if he fixed everything I'd either make him a cake or have sex with him."
He responds: "What kind of cake did you make?"
And she says: "What do I look like, a baker?"
Heyoh!!!!
His response: "What do I look like, a plumber?"
She later asks him to fix a light fixture.
He responds: "What do I look like, an electrician?"
Again, she asks him to fix a wobbly chair.
To which he says: "What do I look like, a carpenter?"
And he goes off to work....
When he returns the sink, light and chair are all fixed!
He asks her "honey, who fixed everything?"
She replies: "Oh, Joe next door fixed everything. I told him if he fixed everything I'd either make him a cake or have sex with him."
He responds: "What kind of cake did you make?"
And she says: "What do I look like, a baker?"
Heyoh!!!!