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The minute the Kinect was hacked all of you (myself included) joked about virtual sex using the Kinect. Well, it looks like someone took us seriously. I posted a screenshot below instead of the video because, even though there is no nudity, it may be NSFW for some of you.
 
warning, that link does go to the video, not even the front page first
 
Hope you're breaking even on the Kinect, Microsoft, otherwise you're gonna be losing a lot of money because of this. Safeguards from hacking...my ass!
 
How long until there is a Dance Dance Revolution game for one? I want funny videos!
 
First game I've seen where doing a speedrun would be nothing to be proud of.
 
Haptic feedback should be the next extension of this technology and used with this type of app, you will have nerd/geek win. You thought they were basement dwellers before, now you are assured with this that they will never reproduce, nor be seen in the light of day again.
 
Next stop: hip thrust action in 3...2...1....

I'm telling you right now it's only a matter of time. I bet the sequel will even have improvements like butt spanking. Just imagine the level of complexity that's attainable when this tech matures. You could have an entire virtual Kama Sutra!
 
If this game burns calories like sex I imagine we are gonna start to see a slimming down in the basement dwelling nerd inhabitants.
 
Yeah, I have the same question as one of those who commented on the video...

Why are all the related videos have "Lady Gaga" in their titles?
 
Dude, that is awesome! I need that game and a Kinect now!
 
Umm...it looks like he didn't do much besides track his hand movement along with a couple specific gestures for controlling the camera. The hand automatically contours to the woman's body regardless of the depth of his hand.

That being said, sooner or later those "air sex" guys in Japan are going to have a new way to practice their "skills".
 
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