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Mom, Dad…what was it like when you got married? Well son, your mom and I tied the knot at an Apple store. Where do kids come from? The iPod Touch section, now shut up!
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Takes fanboy to a new level.
They should have got married at the Microsoft store, at least they have dancing there.
I can't see how people will actually treat Apple like they're family.
Sounds like this marriage will be loaded with masturbation.
I sure hope mine is.Aren't they all?
What a disgrace
Aren't they all?
Where's the Honeymoon? FAO Schwarz?
I give em 1 year at the most. iWife 2G will be way better.
Getting a divorce, there's an app for that!
Where's the Honeymoon?
No wonder they shut off commenting - what a couple of losers. My wife would have shot me in the face for suggesting something so pathetic.
Dude, you don't want to know how Steve Jobs would take care of your wife...or your mom, for that matter.she looks hot
i'd get the apple care on her![]()