Zombies Good To Mention When Dating Online

[HardOCP News]

Usually we don’t cover the online dating scene much but when we run across advice like “mentioning zombies on a first date is good” we feel an obligation to pass that info on to you guys.

Making a positive first impression on a potential mate can be as easy as dropping the words "zombie" or "atheist" into your opening salvo on an online dating site.

 

[Riccochet]

ZOMBIES! AR-15! .... now blow me.

 

[Kil4Thril]

ZOMBIES! AR-15! .... now blow me.

It would work on the girl that works at the convenience store I get my drink at every day. Then again, would I want it to?

 

[Nenu]

Zombies are horny as hell, sadly we dont see them doing this though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvloKz2-P88

 

[Enduring_Warrior]

Atheism, Hum just another socially acceptable fashion. Shrug.

 

[Actuary]

Usually we don’t cover the online dating scene much but when we run across advice like “mentioning zombies on a first date is good” we feel an obligation to pass that info on to you guys.

This is actually how my fiancée and I met. I just leaned over the table at dinner and whispered in her ear "zommmbbbbiiiesssss."

 

[Methadras]

Are zombies the new vampires?

 

[Deleted member 93354]

Single White Male ISO Zombie blasting Jesus loving Athiest Kinda Girl

So Hey, hello, how you doing?

I was listening to some heavy metal, and surfing the Internet, when I noticed you're into blasting zombie's on your profile. I'm a huge zombie blasting fan!

Any way, I'm single, 37, fun, and really good with a machete. Don't worry. I can assure you I'm not a mass murdering nut job. I say a prayer to Jesus for everyone I kill. (Even if I don't believe in him, being an Atheist)

I hope if you don't mind if I don't ask you out for the first months, but I want to get to know you better. So tell me what's your view of the meaning of life? And what's the most creative thing you've done with a cucumber?

-Why do I hear crickets?

 

[NeilFarted]

Atheism, Hum just another socially acceptable fashion. Shrug.

no, just that non-athiests usually pick up their dates at church

 

[Tolyngee]

It would work on the girl that works at the convenience store I get my drink at every day. Then again, would I want it to?

Certainly sounds... convenient.

 

[gwarren007]

I don't like to list my ex's

 

[Namakan]

Certainly sounds... convenient.

Haha, that was good.

Well played sir.

 

[dj_taboo]

Certainly sounds... convenient.

/Horatio

queue The Who

 

[Kelby]

no, just that non-athiests usually pick up their dates at church

Good place to coerce the girls to the dark side. It does feel weird when all the bible thumpers surround you for trying to meet a nice girl.

 

[Nanan]

ZOMBIES! AR-15! .... now blow me.

I love Zombie movies and I am a bit of a gun nut when it comes to the AR-15 so like I should be getting all the internet women.

 

[HardOCP News]

This is actually how my fiancée and I met. I just leaned over the table at dinner and whispered in her ear "zommmbbbbiiiesssss."

I used the ol' "braaaaaiiiiinnnnssss" line...worked like a charm

 

[scout007]

I don't know about you guys, but one word that always gets the chick is:

"money"

 

[Monkey34]

I don't know about you guys, but one word that always gets the chick is:

"money"

How about Zombie-Money?

 

[srangara]

Single White Male ISO Zombie blasting Jesus loving Athiest Kinda Girl

So Hey, hello, how you doing?

I was listening to some heavy metal, and surfing the Internet, when I noticed you're into blasting zombie's on your profile. I'm a huge zombie blasting fan!

Any way, I'm single, 37, fun, and really good with a machete. Don't worry. I can assure you I'm not a mass murdering nut job. I say a prayer to Jesus for everyone I kill. (Even if I don't believe in him, being an Atheist)

I hope if you don't mind if I don't ask you out for the first months, but I want to get to know you better. So tell me what's your view of the meaning of life? And what's the most creative thing you've done with a cucumber?

-Why do I hear crickets?

Aw, dude, the bad punctuation got you. Run it through Word's grammar check and then try again. Gold.

 

[velusip]

Two of the most boring things in the world: Zombie movies and atheists...

I suppose guys are just looking for straight up boredom.

 

[srangara]

Good place to coerce the girls to the dark side. It does feel weird when all the bible thumpers surround you for trying to meet a nice girl.

Try this:
http://fliiby.com/file/720411/uzxob3ij6c.html

 

[Shlomo]

Atheism, Hum just another socially acceptable fashion. Shrug.

Lol...

 

[slickmitch]

Atheism, Hum just another socially acceptable fashion. Shrug.

I was atheist, when atheism wasn't cool. Zombie movies are boring. Same thing over and over like church and christian music.

 

[Rune75]

I was atheist, when atheism wasn't cool. Zombie movies are boring. Same thing over and over like church and christian music.

Proud plus 1 to the first part.

Sad minus 1 to the second part. (Shaun of the Dead, anyone?)

 

[Shlomo]

Proud plus 1 to the first part.

Sad minus 1 to the second part. (Shaun of the Dead, anyone?)

Sad thing is, Shaun of the Dead was 200x better than Dawn of the Dead.

SINCE WHEN DO SATIRE MOVIES OWN THE ORIGINAL?

 

[Blown 89]

As funny as that is it's true in my case. The girl I'm seeing loved my sense of humor and "zombie lore." We spent most of the day today joking about zombies over text actually lol.

 

[Righty]

Im edgy im cool, zombies!! there is no god. Look at me!! Weaksauce.

 

[matrix563]

I love Zombie movies and I am a bit of a gun nut when it comes to the AR-15 so like I should be getting all the internet women.

internet women are really 5'6'' 300 pound bald guys.

 

[matrix563]

ZOMBIES! AR-15! .... now blow me.

i love this

 

[NeilFarted]

Im edgy im cool, zombies!! there is no god. Look at me!! Weaksauce.

you are so non-conformist it's awesome