XFX Looking For A New Spokesmodel!

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When it comes to tech, are you “That” girl? The one who everyone calls when their computer is on the fritz? The tech whiz who can help her friends navigate the aisles at the local computer superstore? The cool chick who can outplay the guys in a rousing game of “World of Warcraft”?

Then here’s your opportunity. XFX is looking for “That” girl. “That” girl is a tech-savvy, borderline geeky (or willing to learn) gal who’s fun, adventurous and a little wild. As “That” girl, you’ll travel the world representing XFX at a variety of international social events, be spotlighted in advertising campaigns, be featured in promotional materials and be the host of your own Vlog, as well as chat it up on Facebook and Myspace as a voice of XFX.
 
I don't understand why technology requires spokes women...
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It's like with cars. While there are definitely females who are into this kind of thing, the major market share is taken up by males. It doesn't hurt that the stereotype of the male geek is a socially inept, stay-in-his-Mum's-house, moderately overweight person with no girlfriend.
 
Steve said:
Ahem...no.


This:

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Miss Lemmon huh?
Uh thanks for reminding me. I was gonna tell them to go to G4 and see if they were lucky, but yes. Asia does it. Significantly better.
Some still confuses her with Sarah Palin?
 
one the requirements should be "willing to touch and be touched by nerds/geeks"
 
They are looking for some hot super model. Someone the xfx team can play with while on the road around the world. lol
 
I nominate...ME! :D

I've got everything but the hotness factor going for me. I'm too damn old to be hot anymore...lol.
 
As long as something is comprised 98% external gonads it seems inevitable. How about a woman who actually knows a thing or two about the product, not just another clueless bimbo wearing "insert here" tanktop?!
 
It would be better if she was mega hot and just and knew nothing at all about tech. Have a verbally abusive crew in the background correcting her all the time. That would rock lol!!:D
 
Dainas said:
As long as something is comprised 98% external gonads it seems inevitable. How about a woman who actually knows a thing or two about the product, not just another clueless bimbo wearing "insert here" tanktop?!
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Well my friend, sex sells. Most people will just hear "blah blah blah" while staring at some part of her body.
 
Did none of you see that behind the whatever show with Asia? She said she hated doing porn and hated herself everytime she did a sexy pose or something

Pictures of her that most of you wank off she's crying in her mind :(
 
kent said:
Did none of you see that behind the whatever show with Asia? She said she hated doing porn and hated herself everytime she did a sexy pose or something

Pictures of her that most of you wank off she's crying in her mind :(
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Awwww, poor girl sucked a lot of dick to get rich then felt so bad about it that she kept on doing it for a few years, made herself a porn site, bought more cars, a bigger house, implants and then talked about how bad she felt while keeping all that icky money. :'(


On a serious note, yeah, good luck finding a hot girl for this who's not an average bimbo. I love how you can tell they know they have no chance of finding one, so even in the freaking ad they lowered their standards.

"Borderline geeky (or willing to learn)" - So she doesn't have to know anything already.

"[...]who outplay the guys in a rousing game of "World of Warcraft"" - WoW does not take any physical skill. Higher level wins. Grinder wins. At least try to make it sound like she needs to have played a competitive game or two...
 
All I have to do is tuck my junk like this... put the lipstick on like that... tease the hair a little...

Hey guys do my boobs look even?
 
I'd nominate my cousin (who knows a thing or two about technology) but thinking about my cousin that way... eww.
 
Hopefully the chosen female achieves the same accolades and level of respect the Frag Dolls have earned.: rolleyes:
 
kent said:
Did none of you see that behind the whatever show with Asia? She said she hated doing porn and hated herself everytime she did a sexy pose or something

Pictures of her that most of you wank off she's crying in her mind :(
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No one should do porn if they hate themselves for it. As with all jobs you have to consider if the money is worth your soul. Like those who decide if you get an insurance or not. They probably feel very bad about themselves because people actually die sometimes because they don't want to give them money. Yet people do not feel sorry for them. There are plenty of jobs in the world like that. How many capitalists have lost their families and friends because they are constantly focused on getting more money at any price? We should feel sorry for them as well then for making millions by buying companies and firing the staff.

If you don't like doing porn then stop it. Be a kinder garden teacher or something that makes you feel good about yourself or volunteer at the local soup kitchen. You don't get much money from that though, but you can't expect to make huge amounts of money without feeling a bit dirty in the process no matter what you do. Well there may be a few jobs like that in the world, but not many.

I had a job where the money was good, but where I felt my moral standard was being violated (manipulating people into subscribing to things they don't need). I quit that job, and I didn't wait years before I did it. I realized early on that it wasn't for me. I was very poor for 1½ years after that basically living on what you in the US would call food stamps. That was the right choice for me, it's not going to be right for everyone, but you can't expect to get both huge sums of money, cars and houses and feel like Mother Theresa at the same time.
 
Having my wife apply. Shes fairly tech savy and a decent Engineer in TF2. She's also been in a couple issues on Menzo Magazine.
 
More and more men want cartoon women. Real woman appeal is flat lining. I mean soon Marge Simpson will be in playboy. Real just isn't what it once was...:eek:
 
The funny thing is XFX is already one of my fav producers of [H]ardware. Just ordered one of their 5870s to replace my XFX GTX 280 XXX.

Shoot, did I just say XXX????
 
piscian18 said:
Having my wife apply. Shes fairly tech savy and a decent Engineer in TF2. She's also been in a couple issues on Menzo Magazine.
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I hope you realize she's expected to be "wild" (aka, kinda slutty) and to flirt with guys on Facebook/Myspace and post half-naked pictures of herself.

If that doesn't bother you, go for it.
 
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