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The gamers 10 commandments

2. Thou shalt not dub others "noobs", or be labeled "noob" thyself.


I'ts all about the sportsmanship :)
 
Thou shalt not covet another gamer's system.

(be thankful for what you already have or just buy one for yourself)
 
Probably should have not used 10.

Thou shall not use 1337 speak to shorten sentences.
 
ROFLMAO

Thou shalt not shout "OMFG! Fuxin H4X3R!!!... B00m H3d5h07!"

Without giving the benifit of the doubt.
 
Thou shall not accuse thy neighbor of hacking (in cases of when one person is doing very well, legitimately)
 
TranquilRed said:
2. Thou shalt not dub others "noobs", or be labeled "noob" thyself.


I'ts all about the sportsmanship :)
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everyone at sometime was a noob. so no one has any right to call someone a noob.

John 8:7
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
 
OMG this is the best thread ever.


Thou shal Knife whenever possible for style points, then remain humble and carry on.
 
NeghVar said:
everyone at sometime was a noob. so no one has any right to call someone a noob.

John 8:7
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
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Although, since we were all noobs once, we've already been there thus allowing us to define what noob playing is, and call it when we see it. Don't mean to start anything, just a different point of view :D
 
Damn..delete me afterwards..Funny thread, but you really should have just said commandments instead of just 10 because there seems to be a lot of good ones :)
 
Thou shall wear clean underwear at LAN parties (and bring an extra pair just in case)
 
Thou shall not participate in a team match if you must respond to mommy's call for "Pancakes are Ready" on a Sunday morning and cause your mates to lose....n00bs! :p
 
Thou shall not throw controllers, mice, or keyboards in anger. Especially at a lan party.
 
Thou shall not blame thy deaths / losses on lag.
Thou shall not take advantage of map bugs or exploits. (sky walking on the old CS:Dust for example)
Thou shall not use your powers of admin to slay thine enemies who kill you.
Thou shall not buy crappy movie liscense games because it only encourgaes them to spew forth more.
Thou shall not block the door.
 
Thou shalt honor thy old school elders by not leaving them in cardboard boxes in the basement.
 
Thou shal not base/spawn rape unless that is the very last option

Thou shal not spray gay porno images in cs:s

Thou shal not chuck c4 in bf2
 
Thou shalt NOT buy characters, accounts, items, etc. with real money
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Thou shalt not roll a female dwarf!
Thou shalt not make stupid rules like, "NO RUSH FOR 15 MIN K?" in a tournament game.
Thou shalt not whine about games that are "pay to play"
Thou shalt not tell the world when he cancels his account. Nobody cares, move on.
 
SuX0rz said:
Thou shall not throw controllers, mice, or keyboards in anger. Especially at a lan party.
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Thats half the fun. I throw my pork rinds at you and fart in your general direction!
 
Thou shalt not Spawn Camp (unless you're team killing....)

Thou shall listen thy commaders orders

Thou shall use vehicles for killing thine enemy whenever possible

Speak not of "Hack" - "Cheat" and dishonor thyself by creating scenes and having fits when thine enemy is clearly better than thou.

Thou shalt not take note of ones kill to death ratio, keep only in mind thou has dispatched thine enemy in the most stylish of manners and pleased thy commander

Thou shalt NOT FLY THE CHOPPER WHEN YOU KNOW YOU CAN NOT HIT THE GROUND and be gratefull to gun for thine team mate who can (I'm happy as the gunner)

Thou shall willingly engage in silly behaviour when 75% of thy teammates are so engaged without uttering "thou are not playing thy game correctly"

.. I can likely come up with more.

Peace,
Tim
 
the best 10 of these will be selected to go on my site

:)

So which are the best 10 eh?

Edit: I picked these in no particular order:

Thou shalt NOT FLY THE CHOPPER WHEN YOU KNOW YOU CAN NOT HIT THE GROUND
Speak not of "Hack" - "Cheat" and dishonor thyself by creating scenes and having fits when thine enemy is clearly better
than thou.
Thou shalt not take note of ones kill to death ratio, keep only in mind thou has dispatched thine enemy in the most stylish of manners and pleased thy commander
Thou shall listen thy commaders orders
Thou shall not hack
Thou shall not team kill
Thou shall not boast about thy high score
Thou shal Knife whenever possible for style points
Thou shall not accuse thy neighbor of hacking
Thou shall not rely on 3DMark for thy performance comparisons
Thou shall not start ATI vs. NVidia threads.
Thou shalt not partake in Mic spamming
Thou shall aim for the head
Thou shall not bunnyhop
Thou shall not camp
Thou shall not use 1337 speak to shorten sentences
Thou shalt not covet another gamer's system
Thou shall not go AFK
Thou shall not play online if ping is more then 100ms
Thou shalt not dub others "noobs", or be labeled "noob" thyself.

How should we go about selecting them?
 
Thou shall not screencheat while lanning.

Thou shall not phone cheat in spectator mode.

Thou shall not wtf |0w|\| a lvl 1 character.
 
Thou shall not awp whore
Thou shall not camp
Thou shall play sober, and not say "heyyyy guyz inm durnk so i cnat shoout rite"
 
NeghVar said:
everyone at sometime was a noob. so no one has any right to call someone a noob.
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Ya-huh, that's what I was saying. I'm not sure if you misunderstood my post and were disagreeing, but yeah, just clarifying.
 
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