The gamers 10 commandments

Thou shalt not laugh everytime you kill a certain person; this is SO annoying when he is actually better then you ( certainly if you had exams for 2 months and then restart CS: S : HORRIBLE )
Thou shalt learn how you ise the scout sniper
Thou shalt learn how to aim with the autoshotty ( instead of emptying the tube , that is 7 shells , on 1 person )
Thou shalt WATCH before you throw a grenade or flashbang for friendlies
Thou shalt balance teams out AND keep the score about even

1 rule: Thou Shalt Become A Respected Gamer !!!

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Thou shalt not play any form of online with dial-up.

Thou shalt not run crappy music through mics on xbox live.

Thou shalt not write-off Nintendo as "kiddy"...least thou be subject to the fires of a failed overclock
 
Thou shall remember that your e-penis means nothing.

Stev-o-man said:
Thou shalt not play any form of online with dial-up.
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Browser based text games can be played on dial-up.
 
Thou shalt not complain about game patches. Those who do are doomed to play 1.6 forever.
 
Thou shalt not ridicule others GF4 MX440's.

Thou must not engage in a flamewar on the steampowered forums, to do so would bring down eternal damnation upon thyself.

Thou shalt not call artillery down near teammates.

Thou shalt not steal others item drops.

Thou shalt not abandon low level players in high level dungeons.
 
Thou MUST crush thy enemy with one's epeen

Thou must not MC thy enemy into the lava
 
Thou shalt not use dead teammates as spies.
Thou shalt not look at thy enemy's screen while playing.
Thou shalt remember that just because thy enemy must run CS:S @800x600, does not mean your SLI GTX 512mbs will win for thou.
Thou shalt not fall asleep while setting the bomb.
Thou shalt not claim thy premodded/Alienware system automatically superior to any and all less blindingly bright/less fugly systems.
Thou shalt not "accidently" disconnect thy enemy's ethernet cable.
Thou shalt not claim consoles superior to PCs.
Thou shalt not claim Macs superior to consoles. ;)

All I could think of for now that haven't been mentioned yet.
 
OK. enough commandments. Go to the poll thread and make a list of your favorites.
 
Thou shalt not look upon those who prefer to game on consoles as lesser beings than those who prefer PCs
 
Thermite Paste said:
Thou shall play sober, and not say "heyyyy guyz inm durnk so i cnat shoout rite"
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aw come on, do we have to play sober? I agree with not typing stupid crap ( I actually saw a guy type "I'm so drunk blah blah" and 5 minutes later type "where can i get some action around here" and I am not kidding ) as that is completely annoying. but I love to pound some ales while i'm playing but i don't ever type about it and if it starts to affect my playing then I quit and lie down on the floor, sleep for a few hours then get back on and kill. Maybe you could just say "Thou shalt not play shitfaced" instead, eh? :D
 
Thou shalt not tout the greatness of a console which does not exist.

Thou shalt realize that your opinions are not inherently correct.
 
General rules:
Thou shalt not tell everyone how high you are or are going to be.
Thou shalt not speak of how drunk you are, it is much funnier that way.

CS specifics:
Thou shalt give props to the scout who just owned your AWM-whoring self (which brings to the next rule).
Thou shalt call the AWM the AWM, for that is what it is.
Thou shalt not run infront of the sniper and then punish because they shot you while zoomed in.
Thou shalt not knife out of spawn, especially with FF on.
 
I had to add this:

Thou shalt not use the word "gay" as an insult, especially not at something inanimate. ie: DAT COMP IS GHEY!!11
 
10 crack commandments what?

thou shall not ninja loot
thou shall not fla me, aka be a fa-n boy
 
Aieget said:
Thou shalt not ridicule others GF4 MX440's.
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Yeah, I was there once, and it still hurts... SOB.

I have to second the people who said Thou Shalt Not Door Camp and add into that sentence Especially when a grenade was just thrown at you, or you are being sniped. Bastards... :D
 
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