Technology Gone Wrong: Urine Detection Device

[mrpc9886]

How does someone pee so quickly? I usually take a good 20-40 seconds, depending on how many beers I've had to drink.

Wait til you're in your 50's...and you discover the joys of the fart that wasn't...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zkMp_U_Kk

 

[xorbe]

Can't BART employees just hog tie the rowdy patrons and shoot them in the back point blank range? I thought that's how they "handled it" over there?

Nah, that's not how we handled the pee-challenged over here that suffer from urineffluenza ...

 

[teh_chem]

Don't know about tech. gone wrong: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Human-waste-shuts-down-BART-escalators-3735981.php

"When work crews pulled open a broken BART escalator at San Francisco's Civic Center Station last month, they found so much human excrement in its works they had to call a hazardous-materials team."

Escalators are constantly breaking because of this. Homeless sit at the exhaust vents in cold weather (because of the warm air from the machinery), and it's a convenient place to take a dump down the grates.

More public restrooms; don't know why they aren't left open longer, probably because it requires more maintenance and staff/oversight.

 

[Outamyhead]

Can't BART employees just hog tie the rowdy patrons and shoot them in the back point blank range? I thought that's how they "handled it" over there?

They will explain that they thought they grabbed the tazer, until it went bang instead of zap "oops, wrong holster".