fixedmy7970
Gawd
- Joined
- Jul 20, 2013
- Messages
- 524
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Dear King Roy and the AMD rebel alliance,
Nvidians have nuked the Tahitian islands....what was once a hot, tropical and vibrant life source for many a gamer, is now a hot and desolate wasteland...we, the survivors of the GTX 970 nuclear price blast, must deal with the radioactive benchmarks showing the complete destruction of our brave 290X and 285 warriors (who are now traded on Ebay for paltry fare), whilst defending against marauding nvidian fanbois, who's newest battlecry, "175 watt TDP!" goes unanswered. We have heard rumors that you have sent a mighty flagship, the 390X, to our aid, but we fear it may arrive too late...
The nvidian General Maxwell, has commandeered our most vulnerable AMD fanboys including my own son, Le Roi Jenkins. Undoubtedly, nvidian proprietary slavery and gaming on 8" Shields awaits him, oh the horror! We fear that Tonga has already surrendered the middle market, and the high end is ravaged by the 970...And the GTX 980...I cannot bear the mention of it...the nvidian PR machine must be stopped.
We shall hold out as long as possible for 20nm 3d layered FinFET PCB with over 4000 SP's, 128 ROPs, GCN 2.0, improved lossless compression, and that sexy liquid cooling...we shall fight the nvidians on the forums, we shall fight on youtube and around the watercooler. We shall never surrender...
- desperate AMD rebel and pirate island refugee
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Dear King Roy and the AMD rebel alliance,
Nvidians have nuked the Tahitian islands....what was once a hot, tropical and vibrant life source for many a gamer, is now a hot and desolate wasteland...we, the survivors of the GTX 970 nuclear price blast, must deal with the radioactive benchmarks showing the complete destruction of our brave 290X and 285 warriors (who are now traded on Ebay for paltry fare), whilst defending against marauding nvidian fanbois, who's newest battlecry, "175 watt TDP!" goes unanswered. We have heard rumors that you have sent a mighty flagship, the 390X, to our aid, but we fear it may arrive too late...
The nvidian General Maxwell, has commandeered our most vulnerable AMD fanboys including my own son, Le Roi Jenkins. Undoubtedly, nvidian proprietary slavery and gaming on 8" Shields awaits him, oh the horror! We fear that Tonga has already surrendered the middle market, and the high end is ravaged by the 970...And the GTX 980...I cannot bear the mention of it...the nvidian PR machine must be stopped.
We shall hold out as long as possible for 20nm 3d layered FinFET PCB with over 4000 SP's, 128 ROPs, GCN 2.0, improved lossless compression, and that sexy liquid cooling...we shall fight the nvidians on the forums, we shall fight on youtube and around the watercooler. We shall never surrender...
- desperate AMD rebel and pirate island refugee
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