Silicon Valley Droid Seeks Vengeance On Attacker

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  1. Schtask

    Schtask Limp Gawd

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    K5's camera system took on a red hue as tits external sensors detected an anomoly moving to intercept the droid's patrol perimiter. The anomaly in question was Jason Sylvain, droid assaulter.

    With threat level confirmed, K5 initiated a recursive scan of its self defense directives. With threat level confirmed, K5 initiated a recursive scan of its self defense directives. Mantis Style Kung Fu. Check. Cobra-Kai Leg Sweep. Check. Miyagi Crane Kick. Check. Streets of Rage. Check. Yoga Flame. Double Check.

    Fight!
     
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  2. Jester1550

    Jester1550 Gawd

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    You had me at "tits"
     
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  3. Schtask

    Schtask Limp Gawd

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    Freudian slip. Thanks for noticing. :)
     
  4. kju1

    kju1 2[H]4U

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    Oops I ran it over with my car...
     
  5. the-one1

    the-one1 2[H]4U

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    What's up with the editorial story telling when posting news?

    I actually had to RTFA to find out what it was really about.
     
  6. Jagger100

    Jagger100 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Bad Sci-Fi?
     
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  7. kju1

    kju1 2[H]4U

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    Some of the other ones I could get the point of the article. This one I thought was a little annoying tbh since, to me, it did not convey the point of the article at all.
     
  8. Schtask

    Schtask Limp Gawd

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    QQ
     
  9. Schtask

    Schtask Limp Gawd

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    Sure it did. The Droid got it's ass kicked by some random dude. There wasn't much to the story to begin with. QQ
     
  10. Pusher of Buttons

    Pusher of Buttons [H]ard|Gawd

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    This is how the path to Judgement Day was paved. Skynet will not be pleased.
     
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  11. Gasaraki_

    Gasaraki_ Gawd

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    WTF is this? Totally confused.
     
  12. modi123

    modi123 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Important quote from the story:

     
  13. Pusher of Buttons

    Pusher of Buttons [H]ard|Gawd

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    To be fair...early 20s me would TOTALLY beat the crap out of a giant Roomba in a parking lot. This isn't even a question. These things would last 10 minutes before being publicly urinated on, torn apart, and being turned into a bong on a typical Friday/Saturday night in a proper midwest college town.
     
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    oldmanbal [H]ard|Gawd

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    at least this was better than that apple article about an article about an article about an article repeating note 7 battery explodes.
     
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  15. FrgMstr

    FrgMstr Just Plain Mean Staff Member

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    Exactly.
     
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  16. Schtask

    Schtask Limp Gawd

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    I could have just written "Man kicks droids ass for no reason. Droid is ok."....but where's the fun in that?
     
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    oldmanbal [H]ard|Gawd

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    i'd prefer a quazi cyber-errotic story of digital jelousy and revenge if you have time.
     
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  18. amddragonpc

    amddragonpc [H]ard|Gawd

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    Should have called for the assemblage of robots over at Boston Dynamics. Those robots are something to fear.
     
  19. Schtask

    Schtask Limp Gawd

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    Yeah they are. Especially the wheeled murder-bot they filmed getting all nimbly bimbly on an obstacle course.