Scientists Design Life Saving Smart Underwear

[HardOCP News]

Scientists have invented life saving smart underwe…wait, what?

A team of U.S. scientists has designed some new men's briefs that may be comfortable, durable and even stylish but, unlike most underpants, may be able to save lives.

 

[Sikkyu]

dont worry miss, Im here to help

*unzips pants*

*cheesy music plays*

I like where this is going... giggidy

 

[xjmtx]

HA, the developers name is Wang.....couldn't be more of a pun if he'd tried....i wonder, growing up was he like"...my last name is wang.....i wonder what profession i could pursue that would let the ladies know that i'm totally serious."

 

[AceGoober]

"Go, Go Gadget....Underwear?"

 

[ShadowStriker]

Ultimately, the biosensor that detects an injury will also be able to direct the release of drugs to relieve pain and even treat the wound.

What other drugs can we get it to release? Does self-esteem count as pain?

 

[ElGuapo242]

What other drugs can we get it to release? Does self-esteem count as pain?

Yeah but what they don't say is that the med's are administered in suppository form.

 

[TwistedAegis]

Future updates will allow the underpants to rate your wang size via STEAM. The rankings of Eagles Scream, Wax on Wax off and Shooting Blanks seem to be made for just this product.

 

[RadCliffeX]

Future updates will allow the underpants to rate your wang size via STEAM. The rankings of Eagles Scream, Wax on Wax off and Shooting Blanks seem to be made for just this product.

LuLz x100

 

[cfree1961]

They detect a bad case of BLUE BALLS!!

 

[maademperor]

releases a shot of air freshener when you fart and an alarm when you shart

 

[jfreund]

Fracture detected. Morphine administered.

 

[Outamyhead]

Do they cure blue balls syndrome, that would save lives for sure

 

[Outamyhead]

crap ninja'd and I didn't get that far down the page.

Maybe they give a jolt of electricity to your coin purse and keep you awake for the riveting wife's tales, that would certainly save your life, unless you want to get killed for not listening?

 

[stevedave]

Blue balls and critical levels administering autoejaculation.

 

[srangara]

HA, the developers name is Wang.....couldn't be more of a pun if he'd tried....i wonder, growing up was he like"...my last name is wang.....i wonder what profession i could pursue that would let the ladies know that i'm totally serious."

New Scientist often publishes examples of "nominative determinism". You should submit this.

Fracture detected. Morphine administered.

Nice.

 

[Jack Hammer]

Man, the future is smart underwear networked wirelessly. You can tell when Ms Jones in 303b didn't make it to the bathroom and what her Blood Glucose levels are at the same time.

 

[Kaspre]

Any Facebook integration? I hope the privacy nuts don't hear about this!

 

[ShadowStriker]

Any Facebook integration? I hope the privacy nuts don't hear about this!

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[badcaps]

Am I really making the first Mormon comment in the thread?

 

[w4ffles]

What surprises me most is that it wasn't the Japanese who made it.

 

[kono]

"I just shat myself"

-updated from my iUnderwear

 

[Oldie]

If they're internet connected, they should come with achievements.

 

[Dev1ant]

How fitting...

The technology, developed by nano-engineering professor Joseph Wang of University of California San Diego and his team