Yikes...Nothing is click bait it ls called dry humor. Man this world is full of people who wake up seek a reason to be offended.
Do you for one second think anyone is stupid enough to actually believe a cpu can be as hot as neutron star which is millions of degrees C and or the Sun's Corona which is over a Million C? Wow and you call it click bait?
The title is hyperbole and nothing more. But they don't teach the meaning of that word in schools anymore, heck they don't even teach cursive anymore.
I'll wait for more benchmarks at release.