ROBOTS WILL KILL US ALL!!!!

Discussion in 'HardForum Tech News' started by HardOCP News, Feb 9, 2015.

  1. HardOCP News

    HardOCP News [H] News

    Messages:
    0
    Joined:
    Dec 31, 1969
    This robot attacked a defenseless sleeping lady and then tried to eat her...head first. I'll bet you guys won't laugh at me anymore when I say "ROBOTS WILL KILL US ALL!!!!"

     
  2. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

    Messages:
    13,710
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2007
    Maybe she shouldn't program the vacuum to do it's cleaning while she's asleep. Which begs another question, it's a vacuum even if it's not large it's going to make a good deal of noise, how deep of a sleeper are you that you can fall asleep to that?
     
  3. Tyler-Durden

    Tyler-Durden 2[H]4U

    Messages:
    2,302
    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2012
    Sounds like the perfect story for Eaten Alive 2 on the Discovery Channel.
     
  4. vsboxerboy

    vsboxerboy 2[H]4U

    Messages:
    3,662
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2005
    I'm stocking up on Xenon flashes to prevent myself from the onslaught.
     
  5. amddragonpc

    amddragonpc [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,996
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2012
    I can see the new warning label now, "Stay awake when robot is on."
     
  6. amddragonpc

    amddragonpc [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,996
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2012
    On another note, did you read the story below it about the hairball removed from a women's stomach. Yech!
     
  7. cp_kirkley

    cp_kirkley Limp Gawd

    Messages:
    179
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2012
    Why in the holy hell was she sleeping on the same plane of a dumb as rocks robot vaccum?

    She should be fined for wasting the responders time with that nonsense, lol.
     
  8. Insula Gilliganis

    Insula Gilliganis [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,458
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2007
    I want to be in the same theater as Steve when he watches "Chappie" as I half expect him to be screaming through the entire movie.. "ROBOTS WILL KILL US ALL!!!!"

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Methadras

    Methadras [H]ardness Supreme

    Messages:
    6,132
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2000
    Because Asian.
     
  10. Twisted Kidney

    Twisted Kidney 2[H]4U

    Messages:
    3,500
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2013
    The way to resist the robot uprising is by keeping your hair short!
     
  11. Ducman69

    Ducman69 [H]ardForum Junkie

    Messages:
    10,445
    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2007
    Roombas also aren't all that quiet, and she probably turned it on before going to sleep, showing extremely poor judgement.

    These are the rejects of society that typically would have been weeded out quickly by sabertooth tigers and bears and stuff, but unfortunately society now protects them so that they can continue to breed prodigiously, lol!

    Seriously, we need to restore wolf populations, and let them eat the dumbest of us, heh.
     
  12. MrAgmoore

    MrAgmoore [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,982
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    I wear earplugs from 3M Canada that block around 30 - 33 decibels. 33 is the highest that I've found casually shopping around ( in Toronto, Canada ).

    I think that 33 decibels is the highest civilian rating. I remember reading that military earplugs are rated to 40 decibels.

    I wear a sleep shield ( eye mask ).
     
  13. MrAgmoore

    MrAgmoore [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,982
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    I've fallen asleep on a conveyor belt that I was cleaning, in a bread factory ( graveyard shift ).

    I once came home and passed out on my bed, I had flour in my ears and up my nose. I was too tired to take a shower and my bed is made out of natural latex ( like .... $3,000 bed ) by Natura.
     
  14. PiSquared

    PiSquared Limp Gawd

    Messages:
    260
    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2002
    It's very simple, actually. In South Korea it's common to have radiant floor heat via pipes under the floor. Many people sleep on the floor to stay warm during the cold months, sometimes directly on it or on a mat of some kind. Done it a few times, a very toasty experience...but you need to adjust to the hard floor.
     
  15. cp_kirkley

    cp_kirkley Limp Gawd

    Messages:
    179
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2012
    Wow, thanks for the explanation. makes total sense now why shes sleeping on the floor, but now I take it a step further.

    Why in the holy hell would you not put a barrier betwewen you and floor sucking robot when you are sleeping? A couple of broom handles wouldve sufficed.
    Code:
    ghettoengineering
     
  16. MrAgmoore

    MrAgmoore [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,982
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    Maybe she was secretly trying to get a cheap hair cut from the robot but she didn't want anyone to know, so she claimed "assault"? It's kind of like when a guy tries to have sex with a swimming pool pump and the paramedics ask what the deal was and he says that he was, "just skinny dipping".

    :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za7bHIKsxc4#t=61
     
  17. sfsuphysics

    sfsuphysics I don't get it

    Messages:
    13,710
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2007
    I thought it was "very simple" in that it's tradition for them to sleep on the floor like that, and they simply stick with it.
     
  18. pablouk

    pablouk [H]Lite

    Messages:
    86
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2008
    And so it begins
     
  19. Astral Abyss

    Astral Abyss 2[H]4U

    Messages:
    2,664
    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2004
    Good, too many people on the planet anyway. Lets get rid of a few more stupid ones.
     
  20. Saturn_V

    Saturn_V [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,616
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    I for one, welcome our new Robot Vaccuum Overlords.
     
  21. cp_kirkley

    cp_kirkley Limp Gawd

    Messages:
    179
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2012
    :D:D:D

    Werd.
     
  22. Darkside8103

    Darkside8103 n00b

    Messages:
    5
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2014
    This. Oh my god that was creepy. :confused:
     
  23. MrAgmoore

    MrAgmoore [H]ard|Gawd

    Messages:
    1,982
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    I just got off the phone with a sociopathic geneticist:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ877m1ICLI
     
  24. aShrubbery!

    aShrubbery! Gawd

    Messages:
    1,023
    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2007
    Picking up the trash! Good robot! :D

    Modern society think they have become too good to put their backs into it and do a little of physical work. Regular vacuum cleaners not hip enough!

    Yeah, robots will kill people. But will do so, because they would have grown dumber than senseless machines.