Razer Talon Biomechtronic Exoskeleton

Its nice to see Venom making its return. Razer is good at April Fools jokes. I love the warnings.
 
Oh I wish that was being released!!!!!! WOuld be very cool!!!
 
It may be AFD, but they did a brillant job rendering it...it really does look like something that could exist. ^_^
 
I don't even know what that's supposed to do. I noticed the words "spank" and "beat it" in the title. I'm assuming this is for masturbation.
 
I was totally sold until I read the disclaimer:

"projectile ocular bleeding"

Nevermind. I'll pass.
 
Heh, saw this post too late, had put one up FS in the forums.
 
Mayson said:
I don't even know what that's supposed to do. I noticed the words "spank" and "beat it" in the title. I'm assuming this is for masturbation.
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I'm not putting anything with "Razer" written on it anywhere near my penis.
 
I wanted one just from looking at the pic before knowing what it did. Too bad it's not real.
 
Hardware ownership is a personal affair. We understand that there is nothing more violating than having a stranger's hand shoved somewhere it doesn't belong.

That's why Razer PWNership Recognition ensures that any unauthorized and unrecognized hands inserted into your Talon will send the unit into lock mode, followed immediately by 50,000 volts of raw sibling frying power. Kick your enemies' asses both online and when you're AFK.

Warning: Extremely effective. Two of our alpha testers were destr... decommissioned after we mixed up the testing units by accident. We'd like to remember and thank them for their services.
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i love at the bottom, they are selling their "Snake Oil":D
 
Now this is what I call a tastefully done April Fool's joke. *glares at nVIDIA*

Good for you Razer, props to you for doing something fun to mix up the monotony of awesome gaming gear, I enjoyed it.
 
It'd be cool to mock up a set of these and show up to lan party pretending they work...
 
I won't lie, if this was real, I'd be strongly tempted to buy it, just because it looks awesome and the very idea of it is just insane. And yes, I would wear it all the time, even when I'm not gaming.
 
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