Pr0nhub Pledges to Assist Anyone who "Wants to Get Plowed"

[Zarathustra[H]]

Residents of Boston and New Jersey rejoice! Pr0nhub wants to get you plowed for free. Small businesses can request the the Pr0nhub branded plows to clear their lots for free.

After spending 4 hours outside clearing this wet soppy mess, I could have used the help, but sadly, they are not offering to plow driveways.

"The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors."

 

[LigTasm]

I dunno, I rather be the plower than the plowee. Just not my thing.

 

[DukenukemX]

Please, that sexual comment isn't as good as TFS cell.

 

[blkt]

 

[Axehandler]

oh yea?

 

[B00nie]

When you're snow locked indoors with your better half, nothing much else to do except to start plowing.

Now, for us married men that means taking the actual snow plow and plow for your life to get out.

 

[Chebsy]

oooohhh eeeerrr missus

 

[Compddd]

I live in San Diego so I don't have this problem. It was 80 here yesterday.

 

[magoo]

I live in San Diego so I don't have this problem. It was 80 here yesterday.

Well fuck you. (J/K, of course)

I live 45 minutes east of Syracuse, in the middle of nowhere, and we got 3 (yup that's correct) feets of snow from 0900 to 1900 yesterday.

That is a shit load of snow in one day, most we've seen here for at least 25 years.

Thank God we havs a big ass tractor with a snow blower.....and that could barely keep up.

I'd gladly take some help from pr0n Hub for my office lot.

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

Well fuck you. (J/K, of course)

I live 45 minutes east of Syracuse, in the middle of nowhere, and we got 3 (yup that's correct) feets of snow from 0900 to 1900 yesterday.

That is a shit load of snow in one day, most we've seen here for at least 25 years.

Thank God we havs a big ass tractor with a snow blower.....and that could barely keep up.

I'd gladly take some help from pr0n Hub for my office lot.

Yeah, we didn't get as much snow in Boston, but it turned to rain halfway through turning what we did get to the wettest heaviest crap I've ever had to deal with. I've lived in either Sweden or Massachusetts almost my entire life, so I have a good amount of snow experience. I've gotten way more snow on occasion, but nothing has ever been as brutal as the stuff I had to deal with yesterday.

Worst part was that it was raining on the snow, but it was going to freeze overnight, and the highs today and tomorrow were not forecast to break freezing, so if I didn't go out in the rain and take care of it, I'd have a 10 inch thick sheet of ice on everything

Up until recently I always shoveled everything by hand, but I got a fancy new snowblower for this winter, as I was having surgery and couldn't exert myself like previous years while it was healing. It did a good job in the previous storms this season, but for this stuff it was a challenge. The spot kept getting clogged up with slush freezing in place, and causing the thing to stall, over and over and over again.

By the time I was done, I was soaked all the way down to my underwear. There literally (and I use the word literally in its literal sense, not in the figurative meaning as the hipsters do these days) was not a dry spot on any of my clothes.

I am hurting today and a bit grumpy.

I don't mind winter, and sometimes I even like it, but this shit was brutal.

 

[MrCaffeineX]

Yeah, we didn't get as much snow in Boston, but it turned to rain halfway through turning what we did get to the wettest heaviest crap I've ever had to deal with. I've lived in either Sweden or Massachusetts almost my entire life, so I have a good amount of snow experience. I've gotten way more snow on occasion, but nothing has ever been as brutal as the stuff I had to deal with yesterday.

Worst part was that it was raining on the snow, but it was going to freeze overnight, and the highs today and tomorrow were not forecast to break freezing, so if I didn't go out in the rain and take care of it, I'd have a 10 inch thick sheet of ice on everything

Up until recently I always shoveled everything by hand, but I got a fancy new snowblower for this winter, as I was having surgery and couldn't exert myself like previous years while it was healing. It did a good job in the previous storms this season, but for this stuff it was a challenge. The spot kept getting clogged up with slush freezing in place, and causing the thing to stall, over and over and over again.

By the time I was done, I was soaked all the way down to my underwear. There literally (and I use the word literally in its literal sense, not in the figurative meaning as the hipsters do these days) was not a dry spot on any of my clothes.

I am hurting today and a bit grumpy.

I don't mind winter, and sometimes I even like it, but this shit was brutal.

My friend sent me a picture of him clearing the 30" snowfall that was dumped on where I used to live in New York. Here in North Carolina everyone is complaining that it is cold (just above freezing is considered frigid here), but I'm enjoying it - and there's no snow!

 

[PaulP]

Yeah, we didn't get as much snow in Boston, but it turned to rain halfway through turning what we did get to the wettest heaviest crap I've ever had to deal with. I've lived in either Sweden or Massachusetts almost my entire life, so I have a good amount of snow experience. I've gotten way more snow on occasion, but nothing has ever been as brutal as the stuff I had to deal with yesterday.

Worst part was that it was raining on the snow, but it was going to freeze overnight, and the highs today and tomorrow were not forecast to break freezing, so if I didn't go out in the rain and take care of it, I'd have a 10 inch thick sheet of ice on everything

Up until recently I always shoveled everything by hand, but I got a fancy new snowblower for this winter, as I was having surgery and couldn't exert myself like previous years while it was healing. It did a good job in the previous storms this season, but for this stuff it was a challenge. The spot kept getting clogged up with slush freezing in place, and causing the thing to stall, over and over and over again.

By the time I was done, I was soaked all the way down to my underwear. There literally (and I use the word literally in its literal sense, not in the figurative meaning as the hipsters do these days) was not a dry spot on any of my clothes.

I am hurting today and a bit grumpy.

I don't mind winter, and sometimes I even like it, but this shit was brutal.

For next time get some spray silicone from your hardware or auto parts store. Then apply liberally on all the snow moving parts, especially the auger and chute. Even the stickiest, wet snow will slide right off and prevent all those clogs. It will wear off after a while, but if it does, just stop and reapply. Trust me, this works very well. If you run out of silicone, you can use PAM in a pinch. Works almost as well, but doesn't last as long.

 

[mope54]

I live in San Diego so I don't have this problem. It was 80 here yesterday.

Same... Everyone on discord were taking about taking a break to go shovel some snow and I was like well I'm sitting in my underwear with the a/c on

 

[Zarathustra[H]]

For next time get some spray silicone from your hardware or auto parts store. Then apply liberally on all the snow moving parts, especially the auger and chute. Even the stickiest, wet snow will slide right off and prevent all those clogs. It will wear off after a while, but if it does, just stop and reapply. Trust me, this works very well. If you run out of silicone, you can use PAM in a pinch. Works almost as well, but doesn't last as long.

Thats a fantastic tip, appreciate it. I hadn't thought of lubing up the blower.

(Lube, fantastic term for this thread )

I wonder if using ski wax might be as effective, but possibly last longer?