Pass the Visine Please

Discussion in '[H]ard|OCP Front Page News' started by Kyle_Bennett, Jul 11, 2018.

  1. The Mad Atheist

    The Mad Atheist Limp Gawd

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    Like my post if you peed in the pool.
    Quote my post if you ignored the sign that says "I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!"
     
  2. Aix.

    Aix. [H]ard|Gawd

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    "Chlorine gas can be recognized by its pungent, irritating odor, which is like the odor of bleach. The strong smell may provide adequate warning to people that they are exposed."
    https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/chlorine/basics/facts.asp

    Anyone who's ever mixed up a batch to shock a pool could tell you it isn't odorless.
     
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  3. natos

    natos Limp Gawd

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    That makes it that much better like than it already is.....don't it?

    Lol
     
  4. ewb302

    ewb302 Gawd

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    Yep, if you mix it into a bucket or small container you are smelling the chlorine gas in high concentration. Put it in the pool, which dilutes to a much lower concentration (typically 2-20 ppm depending on what you are doing). The free chlorine in the water is odorless, but the byproduct of breaking down organics gives the smell and irritation. So when you walk by a pool and get a strong whiff, it means stuff is being broken down in the water. Add more chlorine until you are not fighting organics, and after that point there is no strong odor or irritation to swimmers.

    It's a balance. Basically a clean pool that is hardly used will never have these noticeable issues. A highly used pool always has organics and is always fighting something. Public pools get worked on at night when no one is using them.
     
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  5. Flexion

    Flexion [H]ard|Gawd

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    "The biggest culprit of pool-related illness outbreaks is a hard-to-kill, diarrhea-causing parasite called Cryptosporidium, or crypto..."

    Once again crypto is to blame for all things wrong with this world. XD
     
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  6. killrtech99

    killrtech99 [H]Lite

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  7. Hagrid

    Hagrid Kyle's Boo

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    At first glance I thought the title said vaseline.
     
  8. katanaD

    katanaD [H]ard|Gawd

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    well.. with kyle.. you never know
     
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  9. travm

    travm Limp Gawd

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    Idk about that the bottle of chlorine I pour in my pool smells pretty Effin strong like chlorine, does that mean I'm buying premixed chlorine piss?
     
  10. cjcox

    cjcox Gawd

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    When you stick your keyboard into your eye too often...

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  11. Chupachup

    Chupachup Limp Gawd

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    OMG! I needed this laugh so bad today! Thank you Kyle for posting the article and the rest of you for sharing both your wit and wiz-dom!o_O
     
  12. DeeFrag

    DeeFrag [H]ardness Supreme

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    Has to do with the temperature of the water. Also you don't really use chlorine in hot tubs, it should be bromine which can last longer at the high temps.
     
  13. DTN107

    DTN107 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Does it feel good to pee in a pool?

    Is it some wonderful sensation that I been missing out on?

    Will I get a warm fuzzy feeling watching the young college girls basting in the pool with my urine?
     
  14. Hagrid

    Hagrid Kyle's Boo

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    Yes, and even more so when they open their mouth under water.
     
  15. Hitti2

    Hitti2 Limp Gawd

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    I got a blowjob under water with my xgf, in lake michigan. NWI. 219 biatches.
     
  16. natos

    natos Limp Gawd

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    Try having sex in a hot tub.....now there's a good time!!
     
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