It's Shocking Taint It?

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In this very NSFW video below, Virility Medical goes on to show us exactly how we can use our smartphones to "stimulate" yourself into an de-stimulated state at least for a moment using the method of neuromodulation. Do not watch this.
 
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Never had that problem. Stamina really helps in the sack with your lady friend. It would suck to be a two pump chump.
 
That was one of the funniest things that I've seen on here in a long time! I want to know what they're gonna call this thing... The Prick Fix Patch.

People are probably going to try getting their medical insurance to cover these things just like their Viagra.
 
Didn't watch.

Still getting a picture in my head with someone using an iPhone x with a antimicrobial case.....

Sigh
 
LOL. I can just see it now.. You are getting ready to be intimate with your lady and things are getting hot. You turn to her and say "Wait a min hun, I have to set my stimulation level with the app first. It won't take long..Damn, wifi signal is no good here. I'm sorry babe, I'll have to take a raincheck."

:)
 
Is anyone really surprised by this? I mean it's a 3D rendering of a cock...whoop-dee-doo.

It's like you guys haven't been on the internet at all.
 
Mugato said:
Ahahahhaha!!! The visuals!!

Omgomg I laughed so [H] at this video, don’t watch it indeed! All I can say is, have more sex, no more problems.
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Japanese anime porn becomes a reality? 21-wang bukakke salute for porn stars who died all firing in unison?
 
Wait. Each Bluetooth-controlled patch is disposed of. What? I'd guess this product isn't priced for the masses
 
being a two pump chump ain't that bad. At least it felt good.

not being able to get it up is worse.
 
The little sticky taint mobile doesn't seem big enough to do much of anything. And then it is disposable as well, making me believe that it must not consist of much of anything. What is it doing?
 
Got anything with the opposite effect? I mean, I think 15 minutes is about right. After an hour I am getting bored.
 
funkydmunky said:
The little sticky taint mobile doesn't seem big enough to do much of anything. And then it is disposable as well, making me believe that it must not consist of much of anything. What is it doing?
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Shocking your taint so you do not blow to early...by making sex shocking
 
So who wants to be first to put some untested foreign electrode under your junk?
 
I already have a solution for this problem.I just think of Aristotle's philosophy when I don't want to cum right away. It works every time.
 
Bunch of wussies! What could go wrong? The batteries are made by Samsung.......
 
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So after extensively waxing and manscaping my hairy taint, I need to sych my cell phone to this, attach electrodes, and then get off?

Wasn't that what pussy was for in the first place?

Japanese culture, now taking over the bedrooms.
 
I just preodered 3 of these .. cant wait until they get their funding!
 
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