Intel Has a Competitor for the AMD ThreadRipper [Rumor]

Only your 1st born for the 16 core. Your 2nd and 3rd for the 18 core.

Nonono. You NEVER ask for children anymore!

That's fucking NUTS! Kids are too fucking expensive!

It's more economical (and far greater punishment) to make these fuckers raise their OWN little brats, than to volunteer for a lifetime of free babysitting...
 
Apparently Skylake X and Kabylake X will not have a soldered IHS. Either buy the additional overclocking warranty (if still being offered) and barely OC or void the warranty with a delidding tool.
 
Nonono. You NEVER ask for children anymore!

That's fucking NUTS! Kids are too fucking expensive!

It's more economical (and far greater punishment) to make these fuckers raise their OWN little brats, than to volunteer for a lifetime of free babysitting...

Truer words are not often spoken :D

Still fun to joke about though.
 
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