Here’s the Deadpool 2 Teaser

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Those of you who have seen Logan already can skip this, but Ryan Reynolds has posted the Deadpool 2 teaser on his YouTube account for everyone else to see. I didn’t think the first one was all that amazing so I have modest expectations for the sequel, but I am sure reddit is going to love it.
 
"The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth. Honestly, if you were in a boat for eighty-four days, it'd be hard to NOT catch a fish...even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as The Fresh Prince used to say, 'Parents Just Don't Understand'. So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyways. Ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself, Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio; who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his lines, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure it's a winner. He fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in. Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even thought he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "Brother" or maybe even "bro." It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantics comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable inter-species wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words - instead giving in to base desires - and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typically. Anyways he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky. (Duh!) He calls the sharks, "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin! It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "dream killer" now, fuckface? The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - he's super tired. The next morning, a group of fishermen gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (Strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later, there's a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every city in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking."

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Wait, what ?

I thought Kyle said Ryan Reynolds Fan Club membership was required here at HardOCP.
 
Megalith said:
Those of you who have seen Logan already can skip this, but Ryan Reynolds has posted the Deadpool 2 teaser on his YouTube account for everyone else to see. I didn’t think the first one was all that amazing so I have modest expectations for the sequel, but I am sure reddit is going to love it.
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Wha...?? who dare you say its not amazing?
I saw the cam teaser just yesterday and Stan is missing on that one.
I hope it gets the R-Rating more for violence and less for foul language like the past one.
 
well we are talking opinions which is just going to devolve into moot speak, but I liked that it was a different take on hero save world trope, at least the first movie was. . .and a good 'ol wild west revenge flick.

I enjoyed the sarcasm, dark humor, and adult themes and language as I feel it would be more realistic coming from a ruthless killing machine. There are a lot of 'heroes' that tend to do a lot of killing with white gloves and just aren't practical.
 
Loved the first one, looking forward to this one. I liked the small touches, like the Logan poster in the background (another third wall break, why would he have an in-universe movie)
 
Jim Kim said:
RR has found his franchise and I cannot wait for this sequel.
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same, first one was hilarious. the only bad part about the first one is that FOX tried really effing hard to oversell the movie thinking it was going to fail miserably or maybe they wanted it to fail as a slap in the face to Renalds that demanded it be a rated R movie. so by the time the movie released you saw about 3/4 of the movie through the 10 different trailers they did. either way this one should be amazing. FOX better not fuck it up by cutting the budget multiple times during the production this time, i want to see a proper deadpool fight sequence.
 
leathco016 said:
Loved the first one, looking forward to this one. I liked the small touches, like the Logan poster in the background (another third wall break, why would he have an in-universe movie)
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notice the cum joke on the phonebooth as well.
 
What about the Firefly poster? They really need to bring that series back. At the end he also answered my first thought. Where the heck is there a phone booth anymore?
 
lol...the line about Wolverine only having to change into a tank top and jeans was hysterical...
 
rgraze911 said:
What about the Firefly poster? They really need to bring that series back. At the end he also answered my first thought. Where the heck is there a phone booth anymore?
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heard a few weeks ago there is talks about a reboot of the series. Don't know if that meant reboot with new people, or them just bringing it back period with as much of the old cast as possible
 
Ryan Reynolds really suits this character. Had a grin all the way through the original movie. I have high hopes for the sequel. Whatever you do, dont f**k it up! Lol
 
Maybe this one will have Pancakes in it, saw the first one....no Pancakes , thumbs down.
 
RogueTadhg said:
"The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth. Honestly, if you were in a boat for eighty-four days, it'd be hard to NOT catch a fish...even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as The Fresh Prince used to say, 'Parents Just Don't Understand'. So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyways. Ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself, Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio; who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his lines, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure it's a winner. He fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in. Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even thought he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "Brother" or maybe even "bro." It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantics comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable inter-species wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words - instead giving in to base desires - and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typically. Anyways he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky. (Duh!) He calls the sharks, "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin! It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "dream killer" now, fuckface? The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - he's super tired. The next morning, a group of fishermen gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (Strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later, there's a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every city in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking."

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Fyi if you havent seen it Logan is a depressing misery cry fest. I think they put the teaser first just to fuck with you by getting you excited and happy.
 
I won't be seeing Deadpool 2 in the theater, I'll be buying the 4K UBD when it is released. I have Deadpool in 4K. Being in a room full of rude, noisy people just doesn't do it for me.
 
going to be hard to keep the same atmosphere as the first one since it was his entire origin movie. Will be interesting to see if they are able to keep it with the same feel or if they just go directly to what he was in the comics.
 
Ryan Reynolds is definitely the perfect role for Deadpool as Hugh Jackman is perfect for Wolverine.
 
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