Gordon Freeman VS. The Master Chief

Freeman VS Chief!

  • Master Chief

    Votes: 63 20.8%

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 240 79.2%
  • Total voters
    303
if you read the novels
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I wrote a novel and in it Gorden is indestructible and his farts disintegrate MC, so there :p
 
SBSuperfly said:
I couldn't help but notice the stinky brown substance on your nose ;)
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Normally, I disagree with Kyle on certain subjects (most of the time, silently). This I admit but that was actually funny enough for me to chuckle out loud. :cool:
 
While HL is a far better game with a great story, MC wins. Like said earlier: He's a super soldier made for war. And he's the best of the best of these enhanced soldiers. Gordon is a scientist who has a LOT of luck on his side with a little extra assistance (G man)

MC saved the world with 2 guns. Gordon still hasn't saved it ;)
 
Master Chief has the awesome suit that protects him from Bullets.

But not crowbars.
 
A PHD in advance physics and gravity gun is all I have to say. Gravity gun.
 
Shepard.

Seriously, though, it would be Gordon. He took down a crack team of government trained ninja assassins for crying out loud! Plus his weapon selection is far superior and he's a genius who can use his environment for something other than cover.

Oh, and Gravity Gun!
 
Who the fuck is Master Chef? Is that like the Soup Nazi or something? Sorry, I play PC games :p
 
Gordon can circle strafe and twitch aim, while master chief fumbles around with control sticks and has no quick aiming reaction to speak of.

Gordon would rip master chief to pieces without breaking a sweat
 
Gordon Freeman doesn't use the controller, but the mouse/Kb, thus there is no contest.
 
Gordon would not waste any time talking about the ass kicking he was about to dish out. In fact he would not even bother to talk about it after word.
 
Haven't read the comments yet but this is basically a guy with self guiding bullets vs another guy that can do a 180 midair headshot. My money's on the nerd.
 
Freeman of course. He uses his gun skill and intellect to solve problems. Chief just shoots things (which I appreciate but its not nearly as cool).
 
and theres another one

if it were a plain hallway they might be even but if there's crates in the way or a series of switches that must be put in a certain order between them. Gordon would solve the puzzle pouring water and into the room and turn on the voltage killing Master Chief. Master chief would be unable to solve the puzzle in time fumbling around with his elbows because he can't hold anything other than a gun. Though all of this is dependent on Gordon not having already called the Ant-Lions to come and eat master chief.
 
You guys are probably more familiar with Freeman (Is there anyone here that hasn't played half-life?), but here's how Masterchief aims:

Auto-Tracking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBzcxisbbco

Magnetic Bullets. You can watch your bullets change direction mid flight if you're shooting from long range.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjp7c6tGYlg

Freeman does have a disadvantage against a powersuit that autoaims.

Buxaroo said:
Who the fuck is Master Chef? Is that like the Soup Nazi or something? Sorry, I play PC games :p
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Halo did come to the PC. I played it, and the best weapon in the game was the pistol.
 
ValeTudo said:
Chuck Norris is only a brown belt at the Gordon Freeman school of Heroic Badassedness and Close Quarter Combat (aka HBCQC)!

:eek:
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Chuck Norris didn't hear you say that. You must have been talking about someone else being a brown belt. :p
 
piscian18 said:
Now that I think on it Gordon would win for any number of reasons

1.Gordon is able to view the battle in 1080p where as Master is chief is essentially blind at 480p
(even today Chief is still 720p where as Gordon has eyefinity. )

2.Gordon can equipment more than 2 weapons.

3.Gordon has had a lifetime of rationing health packs and would better manage his health in battle. Master Chief has to hide behind a rock every 30 seconds hoping Gordon is a complete idiot.

4.Gordon wears an environmental protection suit, Master chief wears a ninja turtle costume and a dirt bike helmet.

5.Gravity Gun

6.Gordon has a better shot with Alyx than Chief has with his hologirlfriend.

7. Master chief doesn't have any friends. Gordon has Barney and a robot dog that can lift a building.

8.Super Gravity gun.
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Fucking-A.......Gordon Freeman is bad-ass, and really,really smart.

But then again............Master Chef might own a George Foreman grill? or have George Foreman do the fighting for him......in the day, Freeman vs Foreman might have been interesting.......or Ali vs. Freeman....:eek:
 
Gordon Freeman shoves an Xbox up Master Chump's anus and he bleeds to death rectally.
 
DyNamiC. said:
Master Chief jumped from a ship entering Earth's atmosphere and lived...just saying.
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So ...what your saying is... he fell and therefore is subject to the laws of gravity and thus subject to the wrath of Gordon Freeman with the super gravity gun. Yes. I concur. We'll said sir. We'll said.

theNoid said:
What good is a PHD and a gun when you wield a weapon that destroys entire worlds?
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Lots of good when you have a g-man in your corner who can presumably send you through time and dimensions. What good is a weapon that destroys entire worlds when your opponent can travel through time and dimensions? You'll never get to hit the button to fire it b/c you'll just wake up with a crowbar in the back of your head.

That and the obgliatory joke I am surprised nobody has made in this thread yet -- THE MASTERCHIEF RRODs when they try to start him up to fight Gordon
 
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Master Chief all the way, all he would have to do is press "B" and splatter his ass. :)
 
There's some funny freakin posts here......props to the [H] community.;)

Initially, I think Master CHIEF would have a distinct advantage, but a later match-up would have him taking a dirt nap while Freeman drives off in a newly acquired Warthog.
 
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