relic said:Boobies.
Two for every man in the world.
You know life is better with a good set of breasts around to keep you company.
Beer tastes better when the can is warmed slightly between a nice set.
Martinis are far superior when served in a martini outfit sans titty coverage.
Even watching professional football, yes that pinnacle of manliness itself, is enhanced when your head is resting comfortably on a pair.
In fact the ability of breasts to enhance the enjoyment of an activity is limited only by your imagination.
Truth.
Yes, boobies are nice. I think I should go out and find some. And then have a conversation with the owner. Tell her all about this guy named relic and if she doesn't mind if I use her compuer for a few minutes. Hopefully, she will have a wireless keyboard and mouse so I don't have to move away from the boobies.