Get relic to 100

relic said:
Boobies.
Two for every man in the world.
You know life is better with a good set of breasts around to keep you company.
Beer tastes better when the can is warmed slightly between a nice set.
Martinis are far superior when served in a martini outfit sans titty coverage.
Even watching professional football, yes that pinnacle of manliness itself, is enhanced when your head is resting comfortably on a pair.

In fact the ability of breasts to enhance the enjoyment of an activity is limited only by your imagination.

Truth.

Yes, boobies are nice. I think I should go out and find some. And then have a conversation with the owner. Tell her all about this guy named relic and if she doesn't mind if I use her compuer for a few minutes. Hopefully, she will have a wireless keyboard and mouse so I don't have to move away from the boobies.
 
See relic, your distraction tactics are useless!!!!!

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Active processors (within 50 days)  	 49
Active processors (within 7 days) 	48
 
So there I was, trapped on the tundra in a raging blizzard, huddled in a tiny 4x6 hut with Ingrid and Helga, my young well-rounded scandinavian guides. Clothes soaking wet, we took them off and had to resort to our few blankets and each other to keep warm. With the diligence born of desperation we continually warmed our extremities against each other to avoid the ravages of frostbite....
 
Does Amy know about this. :p
If so keep on with the story as I'm noww distracted.

Luck.......... :D
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mmm... yep, that frostbite sure is dangerous. you should rub each other vigorously to prevent damage.

but if amy finds out, damage is inevitable.
 
relic said:
So there I was, trapped on the tundra in a raging blizzard, huddled in a tiny 4x6 hut with Ingrid and Helga, my young well-rounded scandinavian guides. Clothes soaking wet, we took them off and had to resort to our few blankets and each other to keep warm. With the diligence born of desperation we continually warmed our extremities against each other to avoid the ravages of frostbite....
Nice!
:D

52 more proc needed fella's
 
James_TheVirus said:
Why fold when you can talk about boobies all day long in this thread?
:D

Better yet.
Hugging boobies is better than hugging a moose anyday...... :p

Luck......... :D
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Active processors (within 50 days)  	 47
Active processors (within 7 days) 	43

You're not gonna let relic get his way are you?


Could the distraction be working? :eek:
 
You know I can keep you SOBs at bay just by putting some of my boxen on other peoples user IDs. You'll never win. 50 was as high as you're gonna get.

mwahahahaha :)
 
relic said:
You know I can keep you SOBs at bay just by putting some of my boxen on other peoples user IDs. You'll never win. 50 was as high as you're gonna get.

mwahahahaha :)

That's just wrong!
 
relic said:
You know I can keep you SOBs at bay just by putting some of my boxen on other peoples user IDs. You'll never win. 50 was as high as you're gonna get.

mwahahahaha :)
you wouldn't!!!
:eek:
 
Check that number again Relic! Your seeing things, and by the way your cpu count might go up some.

I just checked on stanfords website

Active CPUs (last 50 days) 46
Active CPUs (last 7 days) 42

4 more CPU's till 50 again
 
he only has 13 boxen or so, if we were gonna come up with 87 cpu's whats 13 more ;)

T-3
 
T-3 said:
he only has 13 boxen or so, if we were gonna come up with 87 cpu's whats 13 more ;)

T-3

Damn your logic. ;)
 
relic said:
Damn your logic. ;)
I find it to be good logic...



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Active processors (within 50 days)  	 48
Active processors (within 7 days) 	45
back on the upswing....gotta love it :D
 
AtomicMoose said:
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Active processors (within 50 days)  	 48
Active processors (within 7 days) 	45
back on the upswing....gotta love it :D

Not for long...wait until I get back to the office.
 
The game is still afoot
The paranoia runs deep

The question remains, who is doing what to whom? ;)
 
You know, I was actually trying to eventually catch relic.

So much for that idea. :p

Well, if you can't beat 'em......
 
Ha, Ha and the CPU count rises again!

As my old Sensi says, meditation is the key to more CPU's, Hummmmmmmm. Take a deep breath in and breath out slowly, feel the CPU count go up in number.
 
how is it that I haven't posted in this thread yet?

and...done :)
keep those #s going!
 
I may have to come out of summer slumber to get us to 100... I'll be watching!

relic, you know we love you.

now show us some boobies!
 
ohhhhhhh, getting warmer... :D

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Active processors (within 50 days)  	 50
Active processors (within 7 days) 	48
 
we shant forget....

Active processors (within 50 days) 51
Active processors (within 7 days) 48
 
We now bow to our knees and chant out to Relic. "We bow to the CPU Count, alas the number shall go higher!!" Hummmmm! Hummm!
 
moar power!!

Active processors (within 50 days) 53
Active processors (within 7 days) 46
 
AtomicMoose said:
can you come out of retirement for this cause??? :D


One machine is out of the gate. I've gotta pack up the other ... four? and bring them to school where there is free power. so yes.I may just come out of retirement for this :p
 
Just because you bastiches deserve some credit....


As BillR knows from our chat over scotches at D&B, my big batch of boxen has just shipped out to a client.
Now here's the odd part...my production has not decreased.
You can check out the production history and see where it changes...but the overall output averages about the same.
Somebody is playing this game a lot bigger than they're letting on.

You still aren't going to make 100...but I have to give credit where it's due.
Nice try. :)
 
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