I want to see you type it. No insinuating, no cute metaphor with a dozen elipses after it, no beating around the bush.
I want to see you post "If you leave a completely patched Windows box unattended for more than forty-eight hours, it will become infected and start spreading viruses, joining a botnet, or be put to otherwise nefarious uses." or something really close to it.
If that's really what you believe, come out and say it.
OK, I believe I can settle this right here, right now:
I have a bigger dick than anybody else here.
Seriously, guys - can we stop waving them around like schoolchildren? Anybody with half a brain can see the flaws in both arguments, and it's getting boring now.
I'm sure there was a point to this thread, once upon a time.