i got one of these mc skillet burritos and when i bite down i bite into a syringe
WTF ! now i got Hep B
Fuck you mc donalds!
This goes far beyond your personal opinion and is a false claim.
Some companies troll online forums and will file charges on these types of public posts.
Be careful.
I know you are joking, but the McLawyers may not see it that way.
Here's a piece of history on this type of thing:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7594873/