Q: what does american beer and having sex in a canoe have in common?
A: they're both fucking close to water
^ proper (canadian) version
slightly off topic:
An Old Bull and a Young Bull were standing at the top of a hill overlooking a large meadow full of cows.
The Young Bull says excitedly, "Let's run down there and fuck us a cow!"
"No, son", says the Old Bull, "let's walk down there and fuck them all."
Well, besides the obvious (really poor taste in beer), I suspect the can started off with no beer in it... Why? Temps during flight were below -60F... Wouldn't that pretty much freeze the can and the beer inside in short order? (Take a can of beer and toss it in your freezer overnight - much, much warmer @ roughly 0F. See what happens to the can...) Granted it wasn't at -60F for more than a half hour or so, but still, that can should have become distended from the pressure of the ice build-up inside... not to mention being helped along quite a bit by the lack external air pressure given the altitude.