Facebook Killed Everyone Today

Discussion in 'HardForum Tech News' started by HardOCP News, Nov 11, 2016.

  1. HardOCP News

    HardOCP News [H] News

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    You can imagine how surprised I was when e-mail, messages and calls started coming in asking me why my Facebook page is now a memorial page. After searching I found that this was a fairly widespread bug today that has since been fixed. Anyone else killed by Facebook today?
     
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  2. Astral Abyss

    Astral Abyss 2[H]4U

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    How do you know you aren't a zombie?
     
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  3. Private_Ops

    Private_Ops [H]ard|Gawd

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    Guess I'm one of the lucky few? I'n not on there, they couldn't find me! ;)
     
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    Shmee [H]ard|Gawd

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    I would like to say you will be remembered fondly...
     
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  5. Ruoh

    Ruoh [H]ardness Supreme

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    That's actually kinda funny. How's your life insurance?
     
  6. Pieter3dnow

    Pieter3dnow [H]ardness Supreme

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    You bringing a lawsuit against Facebook :) ?
     
  7. Shotglass01

    Shotglass01 [H]ard|Gawd

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    Rest in peace my man! :(
     
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    Nobified[H] [H]ard|Gawd

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    Walking Dead Season 8
     
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  9. scojer

    scojer 2[H]4U

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    This is something a robot would post... "I'm not dead everyone, it's just a bug from facebook!"

    Is this Robot Steve? His biggest fear come true?
     
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  10. blkt

    blkt Gawd

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    Steve is immortal, as long as he keeps wearing that bra. It is his profile that died.
     
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  11. Ur_Mom

    Ur_Mom I'm Not Serious

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    Facebook pages turning into memorial pages suck. My son's best friend died last year (Summer of 15). It took a month or so, but someone had reported his page and it got turned into a memorial site. I don't know why, but it was just another "WHAM!" when seeing that.

    We still pay for his Xbox Live account, though. It's nice to see his bot on there from time to time.

    Damn, I miss that kid.
     
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  12. Ultima99

    Ultima99 [H]ardness Supreme

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    Get any worried calls from Kyle?
     
  13. Gideon

    Gideon 2[H]4U

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    Skynet sends it regards.
     
  14. Twisted Kidney

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    Pfft, nobody misses him that much.
     
  15. [21CW]killerofall

    [21CW]killerofall Aliens...

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    "I'm not dead yet." - me
    "Yes you are. Be quiet!" - Facebook
     
  16. HardOCP News

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    No, but...if I would have thought about it....I would have called in "dead" for work Monday. :)
     
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    And in other news, Facebook filed paperwork with the FDA seeking approval for its new Reanimation Serum after conducting a massive clinical trial where millions were rendered dead and then reanimated after the serum was remotely administered.
     
  18. Twisted Kidney

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    Honestly, how can people mourn if you won't stay dead?
     
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  19. blitzkommando

    blitzkommando Gawd

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    The report of my death was an exaggeration.

    Never before has that quote been applicable to so many so quickly.
     
  20. STrAYeR

    STrAYeR Limp Gawd

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    Now this is more like it. This seems like fun.
     
  21. Quix

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    When I first saw this post I read the image first, good to hear you're not dead Steve.

    This reminds me that I should leave instructions in my will to delete my Facebook page. Facebook memorials are tacky.
     
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  23. AceGoober

    AceGoober Live! Laug[H]! Overclock!

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    Does this mean your Camero is up for grabs? :D
     
  24. MongGrel

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    I looked at FB for the first time in about two years a couple days ago.

    You might make me look again, you troll.

    J/K :)
     
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    Steve was a great guy, I always liekd his comments about tech and how robots would rule us someday. Take good care of him Harambe.
     
  26. MongGrel

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    Stage III AI, and we'll either be absorbed and evolved when it goes rampant or killed off.

    Give it another 40 years or so, I won't be around.
     
  27. B00nie

    B00nie [H]ardness Supreme

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    Consider this as a hint and close the damn thing permanently already!
     
  28. MongGrel

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    The future AI Overlords won't allow that :)
     
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    Dibbs on the Car.
     
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    MartinX One Hour Martinizing While You Wait

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  31. mr.Loma

    mr.Loma n00b

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    Is that your trick to fool the terminators ^_^
     
  32. GilmourD

    GilmourD [H]ardForum Junkie

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    Well, at least Steve wished me happy birthday on faecbuk before it killed him. :p
     
  33. Gorankar

    Gorankar [H]ardForum Junkie

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    If they can't find you, they can't kill you. ;)