Eclipse Causes Pr0n Traffic To Plummet

rgMekanic

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Porn site xHamster has announced in a blog post that cities that were in the path of the complete eclipse, or nearly complete dropped as much as fifty percent, with Nashville traffic dropping 43%. Cities that were not in the path of the complete eclipse saw much smaller declines in traffic, with New York only dropping 15%.

While it's good to hear some people went outside instead of staying home and taking a white knuckle ride on the skin bus, the article does go on to state that in the hour after the eclipse, traffic shot up by as much as 85% in Portland. Stay classy internet.

“It just goes to show that porn stars can never compete with real stars,” said Alex Hawkins, VP of xHamster. “Of course, you won’t burn your eyes looking at ours.”
 

naib

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Caused*

Causes makes it sound like some sort of witchcraft and virgin's must be sacrificed
 

ChadD

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Good on xHamster. Way to massage some data into some free advertising. lol

They are creative I'll give them that... I'm still wondering what sense8 would look like on xhamster.
 

Dekoth-E-

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Amateurs - I was perfectly capable of fapping on redtube while watching the eclipse.
 

NmCRooK

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Didn't the 43% in Nashville know you could watch the eclipse on the computer at the same time????

Amatuer eclipse pron fapping ftw!
 

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britjh22

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Didn't go blind looking at the eclipse, might as well try the method all those priests and grandpa said would work!
 
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